Cheesenip of Chaos' joke of the week.
Repeated by request.
A bratty girl goes into an ice cream shop and orders chocolate.
"We are all out of chocolate" the owner says.
She asks again for chocolate.
"We are ALL OUT of chocolate!" he says.
She demands a chocolate cone.
"Okay but first spell straw as in strawberry"
she does.
"Okay spell van as in vanilla"
she does.
"Okay spell freak as in chocolate"
"There's no freak in chocolate", she says
"That's what I am trying to tell you."
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A bratty girl goes into an ice cream shop and orders chocolate.
"We are all out of chocolate" the owner says.
She asks again for chocolate.
"We are ALL OUT of chocolate!" he says.
She demands a chocolate cone.
"Okay but first spell straw as in strawberry"
she does.
"Okay spell van as in vanilla"
she does.
"Okay spell freak as in chocolate"
"There's no freak in chocolate", she says
"That's what I am trying to tell you."
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