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Ladies and gentlemen, I am ashamed to announce that I just wrote the absolute worst paper of my academic career. Turning this masterpiece of garbage in tomorrow will be an occasion requiring much mourning over the final achievement of a state of Student-Who-No-Longer-Cares Syndrome. Even in my darkest hours I had maintained hope that I would never reach this disappointing place but I seem to have failed myself.
I guess all I have left to say is "Goodbye 4.0 GPA and hello mediocrity!"
I guess all I have left to say is "Goodbye 4.0 GPA and hello mediocrity!"