1st Helicopter Pilot - [Video]

[missgenresavvy]

[The communicator turns on to reveal a troubled young woman. She appears to be calm, but that's likely due to the fact that she'd spent nearly twenty minutes beforehand, freaking the hell out. The rest of the time she spent trying to figure out how to use it. Still, there's enough left over to for a subtle edge of panic to be heard in her voice.]

Comments

[pimp_hat]

Relax ladymon, we be alive here. Joo ain't gotta worry joorself 'bout no zombies. We only be havin' one here and she ain't be dat bad if joo stay off her bad side.

As fuh da mons joo be lookin' fuh, chances be dat dey ain't be here.

[missgenresavvy]

Yes! Another survivor I am so glad to... woa. Um. Nice costume dude.

... Did you just say there's only one zombie left? No way! Army actually cleared them out? How long have I been asleep?

[pimp_hat]

Costume? What? Joo don't like my hat?

[Because that must be what she's talking about.]

Well, yes and no ladymon. See dere only be one zombere here, on da Elegante, and she be a local from my wuhld. Wouldn't know anytin' 'bout da ones dat be from joors.

Wherevah joo t'ink joo be joo ain't be dere no more.

[missgenresavvy]

What? The pimp hat? Are you kidding? [She starts to grin, her words interrupted by the occasional laugh.] That's my favorite part. I'd totally wear one too, but I don't think I could pull it off as well as you. Keep being awesome.

[The laughter stops] D-Did you say world? Uh... I don't...uh... Hm. That's a new one.

[She wonders how long this guy must have been all by himself to wear a costume and talk about other worlds.]

[pimp_hat]

Good, cuz dis be a damn fine hat.

[He's aware that she doesn't believe a word that he's saying. It wouldn't the firest time someone didn't beleive in his existence despite being right there.]

Ain't be as new as joo might t'ink.

[missgenresavvy]

Thanks for picking up and all, but in all seriousness- what exactly is this place? I mean... I wasn't about to go exploring outside when I figured there were still a bazillion zombies around.

[pimp_hat]

Dis be da Elegante ladymon. It be a boat, and unless joo don't wanna get a liddle wet it be safe to look 'round.

Food be on deck eight and fuh. Don't worry 'bout da bears. Dey ain't gonna bite. Oh, and stay outta Carnival.

[missgenresavvy]

Hey. Don't worry about it. Me and uh... [She looks down at the umbrella] the Dino. We got this.

But Bears!? On a boat? Really? What is this Noah's ark?[Though this is more a remark under her breath rather than a real question.]

In any case what the heck is wrong with Carnival? Whatever that is. Sounds kinda fun if you ask me.

[pimp_hat]

Dere be a whole lot more den just bears ladymon.

If joo t'ink gettin' joorself killed be fun den joo might like it. Just trust me dough, it be danguhus and joo don't wanna go in dere.

[missgenresavvy]

Yeahhhh, okay. Not going there then. Not excited about the whole getting killed part, you know.

Hey uh... listen. It's just... been a while since I heard a new voice. Even longer since I've seen a new face and stuff. Thanks for all the advice, uh...

[Huh. She didn't really ask this guy's name, did she?]

[pimp_hat]

Dere be few who are.

Kevas, and don't worry 'bout it. I be happy to help.

[missgenresavvy]

Kevas. [She nods] Cool. I'll remember that.

You think maybe I could like... ask you stuff later on if I come up with more questions?

[pimp_hat]

I ain't be havin' a problem wid dat.

[missgenresavvy]

Thanks man. I'm probably off to explore.

And by the way... when I was talking about the hat? I wasn't joking. Hilarious and yet still awesome.

Guess I'll see you around?

[pimp_hat]

Like I said, it be a damn good hat.

Sure joo will ladymon. Not like I be hard to find.