If I were.... (stolen from Sabrosa)

[missfine]

If I were a month, I’d be November.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be mid morning.
If I were a planet, I’d be URANUS. :)
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a humuhumunukunukuapuaa.

If I were a direction, I’d be right.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a hammock.
If I were a liquid, I’d be cold water.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be an emerald.
If I were a tree, I’d be a dogwood.

If I were a tool, I’d be a screwdriver.
If I were a flower, I’d be a plumeria.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a hot day with a cool breeze.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a cowbell.
If I were a color, I’d be burnt orange.

If I were an emotion, I’d be happiness.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a cherry.
If I were a sound, I’d be the sound of birds singing.
If I were an element, I’d be Boron.
If I were a vehicle, I’d be a convertible.

If I were a food, I’d be a tomatoe.
If I were a place, I’d be the beach.
If I were a material, I’d be cotton.
If I were a taste, I’d be creamy with a hint of lemon.
If I were a scent, I'd be clean.