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FELIPE: don't deny your lusting over me. just because we've had a child out of love does not give you the right to drink my orange juice!
ME: but my lust for you is wrong
and I need to tell you...
FELIPE: yes it is and uncalled for. how could you play with my emotions like this? you know how much i love orange juice. why why oh blessed child why?
ME: that child was not yours! it was Jose Alonso de la Rosa's!!
FELIPE: oh my goodness...*slaps you in the face* how could you lie to me all these years...why our child is in his late 40's!
ME: and your orange juice...
well....
damn, it was good.
FELIPE: haha
ME: woah.. that's old
FELIPE: lol we're like 70
hahaha
lol our kids 40 and we're in our 20's
damn we're good
ME: but my lust for you is wrong
and I need to tell you...
FELIPE: yes it is and uncalled for. how could you play with my emotions like this? you know how much i love orange juice. why why oh blessed child why?
ME: that child was not yours! it was Jose Alonso de la Rosa's!!
FELIPE: oh my goodness...*slaps you in the face* how could you lie to me all these years...why our child is in his late 40's!
ME: and your orange juice...
well....
damn, it was good.
FELIPE: haha
ME: woah.. that's old
FELIPE: lol we're like 70
hahaha
lol our kids 40 and we're in our 20's
damn we're good