this is funny

[missetda]

stolen from sheena.

type "your name and is" in to google and see what top ten results come up.

"Melissa is..."

1. "Melissa is very open about her past,and her affairs."

2. "Melissa is awesome."

3. "Melissa is trying too hard to find words that rhyme."

4. "Melissa is pregnant."

5. "Melissa is the one."

6. "Melissa is a Microsoft Word97 Macro virus."

7. "Melissa is starting to break barriers."

8. "Melissa is a bitch."

9. "Melissa is wearing pointy shoes."

10. "Melissa is used to promote health and well being."