Nov 20, 2009 16:15
[The video feed opens to a crash as the device hits the ground and slides under what might be an end-table. There's a soft thud nearby and a rather large, furry paw obscures the lens, batting at the device until a few nausea-inducing movements later, it's out from under the table.
A somewhat irritated-looking female Lynx rufus pops into view. It's worth noting her eys are Promise's signature violet and she is holding a pen in her teeth. The face comes into an extreme-closeup view, stares at the device for a moment, and then a paw reaches out, claws extended. A few more taps and the video goes black, but you can hear the sounds of something hitting the device and some muffled snarls.
A minute later, text appears.]
b lu- not worki ng toda7
so m3o n help plz- ca nt reac h
[ooc: Translation: It appears I have woken up without opposable thumbs. Blue, I will be unable to come into work today. Also, if someone would be so kind, it appears I can no longer reach the upper shelves of my pantry and refrigerator and I am somewhat hungry, could someone assist me?
Button-cursed, for seven whole days! All replies will be cat!text, unless someone wants to come over - in that case, action will be the order of the day.]
always be polite,
unusual,
blue light,
going too far city,
cursed,
very hungry,
waiting