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[missesthestars]

[It sounds like Robin, it looks like Robin, but the mannerisms and vocal inflections are all Promise's as the puck's face fills the viewscreen. She's muttering to begin with then addresses the City proper.]

All I wanted was to get away from the cat and take a walk, not turn into a puck.

Ahem. Well, obviously, I seem to have been switched out of my

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[winewomenand]

Oh, sweetie. Do you think so little of me that you would presume that I, a) would not be prepared for the possibility of a vampire bonfire given the circumstances, and that I, b) am not behaving myself?

Do I not always behave myself?

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[someonefixthis]

Do you really want me to answer that?

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[winewomenand]

Not as such, no. I want for you to stop being such an all of the time wet blanket, blah blah blah.

I will take very good care of your birthday suit. Fear not. Just relax.

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[someonefixthis]

I will relax when I have my own body back, Goodfellow. How can you be so calm about this? Someone has ripped out your self and exchanged it with another?

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[winewomenand]

Hello, Promise. Supernatural gestalt race? I am quite used to the idea of both ripping out my self as well as the idea of staring into my own handsome face unblushingly.

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[someonefixthis]

Well, good for you.

...hungry yet?

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[winewomenand]

I was trying not to think about it.

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[someonefixthis]

My keys should be in the purse I was carrying. In the kitchen, furthest left cabinet from the stove. It's all pre-portioned.

It won't stop the craving entirely, but it will keep you sated.

...and beware of Hotspur, he seems to have caught that animal madness that's accompanying this City.

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[winewomenand]

Right, right, whatever-- feed the body, do not kill the cat. I understand and shall comply to the best of my ability when I am not otherwise occupied.

But I cannot help but wonder if I am the only one who should be worried about satiety tonight. Pity about the lack of sunlight, is it not. For you, I mean.

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[someonefixthis]

What do you mean, otherwise occupied, what are you doing?

...and what is that supposed to mean?

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[winewomenand]

Abusing your wiles. What else? Charming though I may be, more than any other man, mortal or otherwise, your legs I don't have. Amongst other bits of prime real estate.

Meaning enjoy your intense sobriety headache if this goes on long. Amongst other things.

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[someonefixthis]

And what, pray tell are my "wiles" getting you into tonight?

...well I was already planning on drinking on your tab, as for the rest... I'll deal. If I've controlled one hunger for well over a century I'm sure I can handle others.

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[winewomenand]

Free food, free drink, and as many opened doors as I demand. Free other things as well, if I can help it. I am not sorry.

You will 'deal.' You are inside Robin Goodfellow and you will 'deal.' You really are no fun at all, Ms. Nottinger.

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[someonefixthis]

Good luck with that, do tell Kincaid I said hello when you see him, Holly as well. I've asked them to make sure you don't get me into too much trouble.

You may have no compunctions about how I use this body, but I do. Believe it or not, I do have some respect for you and if this body is to be enjoyed it should be enjoyed by the one that it belongs to,

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[winewomenand]

You are not giving me enough credit if you think that I cannot manage to slip away for long enough to cause trouble. Especially given what you are. You have some very fancy skills, Promise.

At least swear to me that you will dress it fabulously. I couldn't stand the sight of a badly tied tie.

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[someonefixthis]

...do try and stay off the walls, it's murder on my manicure.

I wouldn't dream of putting it in anything less than the best.