Mar 22, 2006 23:55
i think i've found the new perfect way to pick up guys. either that or as i get less fat it just gets ungodly easier. go to gym. pretend to follow the sports game on tv. be hot.
it is either that
or he could hear the journey blaring out of my ipod
or it could have been the hole in the ass of my work-out pants
or i make weird noises while running
or i about kill myself from the impact of my breast moving at an unsafe velocity while running
who knows. it is worth further investigation.