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Dear young women,
Stop obsessing over Twilight. The end.
I cannot be the only one who is meticulously annoyed by Twilight fans.
Okay, so maybe the 13 and younger crowd has an excuse; they are young, and have not yet had an accurate exposure to good fiction. I can understand that. But c'mon, the ones who are old enough to know better? Are you fucking serious?
The Twilight saga shouldn't even be considered as books. Maybe some sort of add-on in the back pages of a pre-teen magazine, but not a book.
The vampire love folklore bullshit died when Anne Rice went completely batshit and decided that fairy tales about Jesus were more entertaining. I concur, as I have never read the bible(but I do enjoy the thought of magic flying-fairy apparitions.)
Twilight is a pulp novel. Not in any way a literary exploration of the human soul. It's like saying advertisements are a classic example of cubist art, or billboards belong in galleries. People believe hollow shit is deep because it is fed to them on a daily basis, and half of the people who eat this shit up are hollow, ignorant women who have outgrown Disney, but still have a need for the stories.
Come on, ladies do we really need sparkly pedophilistic vegetarian vampires, and the young plain necrophiliac girls that they go after? Hmm?
Personally, if I am to read something other than a book, I prefer fanfiction. At least it has a good storyline, and the characters aren't so fucking emo (most of the time) that I feel like slitting my own throat before I'm done with it.
Fuck vampires.
I say give me filthy boys who puke, and curse, and probably smell like an overwrought jockstrap; Give me men with tattoos, and shorts hanging low enough that I can see their hips. Give me boysex!
No, seriously though. Cut it out. You're being annoying.
Stop obsessing over Twilight. The end.
I cannot be the only one who is meticulously annoyed by Twilight fans.
Okay, so maybe the 13 and younger crowd has an excuse; they are young, and have not yet had an accurate exposure to good fiction. I can understand that. But c'mon, the ones who are old enough to know better? Are you fucking serious?
The Twilight saga shouldn't even be considered as books. Maybe some sort of add-on in the back pages of a pre-teen magazine, but not a book.
The vampire love folklore bullshit died when Anne Rice went completely batshit and decided that fairy tales about Jesus were more entertaining. I concur, as I have never read the bible(but I do enjoy the thought of magic flying-fairy apparitions.)
Twilight is a pulp novel. Not in any way a literary exploration of the human soul. It's like saying advertisements are a classic example of cubist art, or billboards belong in galleries. People believe hollow shit is deep because it is fed to them on a daily basis, and half of the people who eat this shit up are hollow, ignorant women who have outgrown Disney, but still have a need for the stories.
Come on, ladies do we really need sparkly pedophilistic vegetarian vampires, and the young plain necrophiliac girls that they go after? Hmm?
Personally, if I am to read something other than a book, I prefer fanfiction. At least it has a good storyline, and the characters aren't so fucking emo (most of the time) that I feel like slitting my own throat before I'm done with it.
Fuck vampires.
I say give me filthy boys who puke, and curse, and probably smell like an overwrought jockstrap; Give me men with tattoos, and shorts hanging low enough that I can see their hips. Give me boysex!
No, seriously though. Cut it out. You're being annoying.