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[missedthemark]

Oh, Gryffindor. That was ... I don't want to say really bloody awful at least you tried your best, because I know that wasn't it and it'd be bloody cruel to say so. I haven't seen flying like that since when I was on a broom first year and crashed into a tree, the side of the Hogwarts castle, and into the lake all in about twenty seconds. You

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[gowiththeflow__]

I think you might've actually looked worse than Parvati did...

Jordan

[missedthemark]

That's so terribly flattering ... you are probably right, though. Parvati didn't accidentally swallow a fish.

Ian

[wreakinghavoc]

I remember that! And then when you came upstairs to change, you still had seaweed in your underwear?
Oh...

Good times.

Adam

[missedthemark]

What is your fixation with underwear!

But yeah, I did. And I tried to stuff it up your nose when you wouldn't stop laughing.

Ian

[wreakinghavoc]

YOU NEVER SHOVED YOUR UNDERWEAR UP MY NOSE, DO NOT BE DISGUSTING.

Adam

[missedthemark]

The seaweed, you moron!! Although I can see the other thing would have been a good idea too.

Ian

[wreakinghavoc]

You would have wanted to suffocate one of your oldest friends? Though, I guess at that point I wasn't an old friend yet. STILL. We wouldn't have had the AMAZING TIMES that we did during our next six years. Or seven years. Whatever, I don't know what counts and what doesn't.

Adam

[missedthemark]

It must have been my secret Seer bloodline showing up or something, obviously.

AMAZING probably covers ... just about all of it, depending on how you say the word. Oh god.

Ian

[wreakinghavoc]

You are going to miss me so damn much. I'll be sure to stop over for dinners on Sundays, I'm sure you make an amazing roast.

Adam

[missedthemark]

I might shove you in the oven, you just wait.

Of course you're welcome anytime, though. For some unbelievable reason, my parents like you.

Ian

[wreakinghavoc]

I'm unbelievably charming.

Adam

[missedthemark]

Unbelievably is right, you silly bastard.

Ian

[wreakinghavoc]

Please, Ian, try to calm yourself, I'm not going to sleep with you, as much as you beg.

Merlin, you're obsessive.

Adam

[missedthemark]

... I think your brothers have been telling you this for years, but you sure do have a one-track mind.

Ian

[wreakinghavoc]

Yeah, I know. It makes coming up with topics of conversation easy, though!

Adam

[gowiththeflow__]

At the time, I wondered if your face would ever turn back to its normal color...it had an odd blueish tint for a while, there.

Jordan