Dear Sir/Madam
On the forums, you can write letters to your characters or from your characters. I found it fun to write, so thought I'd post them here :)
Charlie,
Could you please, for five minutes stop trying to get Lottie to sleep with you? Do you know how hard it is to try and think of good plot lines when all you want to do is sleep around and Lottie is angry all the time! It's bad enough trying to stop Claire, Ray and Jason getting into the story, seeing as it's from the Virginia side and not the New York side. So, while I'm trying to hold them back from getting in their cars and heading down to the farms, I've got to stop you and Lottie murdering each other, David coming back to destory Lynn's life and Bobbie doing drugs. Again. So, please, PLEASE, back off for a while so I can get the plots sorted in my head!
Thank you,
Battered Author.
Bobbie,
If you take those drugs again, I will overdose you I swear. DO NOT TOUCH THEM!
Love,
your creator (and destroyer, if you're not careful)
Jason,
Where the hell did you pop up from?! You were only supposed to be in the roleplay and now you're trying to get into the story as well! And Claire does not need you interrupting her new found relationship with Ray. I know you want to play big bad brother and act all protective, but Ray isn't going to hurt her. Because I'll hurt him if I have to. Go back to England! And stop trying to raid Virginia with them! You don't even know the Hassers!
Regards,
Author.
Claire,
What on earth are yer doing?! Everytime I get close to Lottie, yer find some way of having Willie or Tyler or Danielle getting in the way! Yer do know that I've been chasing after her for TEN WHOLE YEARS! Ten! I'm almost thirty, come on! I've been good, kind of, and I've cleaned my room and not given my momma any bother. Even Santa has been a little more nicer to me! But, yer are being a mean author and not giving me what I want.
A man has needs, Claire. Needs that must be satisfied!
Please. I'm on my knees begging yer now. I love Lottie. Let me have her now.
Lots of love
Charlie :)
Claire,
I'm giving Charlie the silence treatment. Because if he even tries to grope me again, I will NOT be responsible for my actions. Yer our writer! Yer must have some control over him! It's not like he can't just pick up a girl and sleep with her. It's just some little stupid game he wants to win. I can't let him win. Because, i'll be his. Yer know what I mean. He says he loves me, but I can't believe that if he turns around and sleeps with the next thing coming every night. He has to prove himself.
I need yer to make him prove himself. Please, because I don't know how much longer i can hold him off.
It will either end bad or badly.
Regards,
Lottie.