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why i love butterstick, the baby panda just recently born to the national zoo, as quoted by wonkette:
(some people call him tai shan. those people are misinformed. his name is FUCKING BUTTERSTICK)
"pandas will not overturn roe. pandas will not give you bird flu. pandas will not close the senate. not unless it's really important. what do they do? they take first steps. they chew bamboo contentedly. they restore our faith in the world."
why, why, why am i not studying to be a zookeeper?
(some people call him tai shan. those people are misinformed. his name is FUCKING BUTTERSTICK)
"pandas will not overturn roe. pandas will not give you bird flu. pandas will not close the senate. not unless it's really important. what do they do? they take first steps. they chew bamboo contentedly. they restore our faith in the world."
why, why, why am i not studying to be a zookeeper?