A story about a girl...
SOME people (the ugly ones) sugar-coat things to avoid humiliation.. they sugar-coat the FACTS and lie to their friends and even to themselves to feel better. If they're ugly, ofcourse they would need alot of lying and sugar-coating, right?
Well I know a story about a girl... Oh wait, actually she's not a "girl" anymore. She could pass as my auntie by the way she looks. She wears this maong mini skirt that looks older than me. Didn't her friends remind her that mini skirts don't go with ugly legs? Plus, she wears these big hoop earrings like she's only 17? Is she out of her mind?
Anyway, that's not the point.. My story is about this old maid who tells everyone that she's the one who left her ex boyfriend and she's the one who got so sick of him but the truth is, the guy's the one who had been planning to break up with her for 4 freaking months. And another truth is, when the guy DUMPED her (for the nth time), she made DESPERATE moves like she needed a psychiatrist. Uh-oh! Btw, she's still bothering the guy until now.. She sends him nonsense msgs thru text. Wow! Good thing, the guy tells her new girlfriend everything. Of course, the old maid will be so humiliated if her friends find out about it, right? So she kept the truth to herself and told everyone that the PRETTY girl who replaced her is just a rebound. (Rebound.... right... haha think again.) She even calls herself hot. My head hurts, oh my. She has to lie to herself too, you know.. To be able to get over things a lil more easier and faster.. She really needs it coz she got dumped BIIIG TIME, honey.
Callin herself hot even if she's soo not to feel better? That's pathetic, right? Or maybe... She doesn't have a mirror at home? Just maybe.. Well, I know now what to give that poor lady for Christmas, A HUGE MIRROR!
No I'm not a bitch, orrr maybe I am.. Well I'm just telling the truth.. And besides, that old maid is the one who started this. She gotta learn how to play her own games. Sorry, her desperate moves didn't work. Aww. Don't forget to read the number one rule, it says: don't mess with girls like Dian, you'll lose. :)
Die trying and crying.
Well I know a story about a girl... Oh wait, actually she's not a "girl" anymore. She could pass as my auntie by the way she looks. She wears this maong mini skirt that looks older than me. Didn't her friends remind her that mini skirts don't go with ugly legs? Plus, she wears these big hoop earrings like she's only 17? Is she out of her mind?
Anyway, that's not the point.. My story is about this old maid who tells everyone that she's the one who left her ex boyfriend and she's the one who got so sick of him but the truth is, the guy's the one who had been planning to break up with her for 4 freaking months. And another truth is, when the guy DUMPED her (for the nth time), she made DESPERATE moves like she needed a psychiatrist. Uh-oh! Btw, she's still bothering the guy until now.. She sends him nonsense msgs thru text. Wow! Good thing, the guy tells her new girlfriend everything. Of course, the old maid will be so humiliated if her friends find out about it, right? So she kept the truth to herself and told everyone that the PRETTY girl who replaced her is just a rebound. (Rebound.... right... haha think again.) She even calls herself hot. My head hurts, oh my. She has to lie to herself too, you know.. To be able to get over things a lil more easier and faster.. She really needs it coz she got dumped BIIIG TIME, honey.
Callin herself hot even if she's soo not to feel better? That's pathetic, right? Or maybe... She doesn't have a mirror at home? Just maybe.. Well, I know now what to give that poor lady for Christmas, A HUGE MIRROR!
No I'm not a bitch, orrr maybe I am.. Well I'm just telling the truth.. And besides, that old maid is the one who started this. She gotta learn how to play her own games. Sorry, her desperate moves didn't work. Aww. Don't forget to read the number one rule, it says: don't mess with girls like Dian, you'll lose. :)
Die trying and crying.