Wal-Mart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ..Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain’t, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? . . . . . . Are you blind or just stupid? Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"