resolve isn't just for carpets.
New Year's Resolution #16: Meet sugar daddy who will cover Bloomingdales bills. Preferably someone who can upgrade shopping habit from Bloomie's to Neiman Marcus.
New Year's Resolution #43: Move out of parents' house before mother suffers an episode of death by spork.
New Year's Resolution #126: Don't date potheads, no matter how attractive-looking they are.
New Year's Resolution #574: Limit re-viewings of OC episodes to 3 times/week. Unless there is hot boy kissing, hot boy nudity and/or semi-nudity, or hot girl superhero emulation. Then, watch repeatedly at leisure.
New Year's Resolution #1,341: Find date for Em's wedding. Not Phil.
New Year's Resolution #45,678: Quit job*, start commune band graduate school your engines looking for better paying job. NOT STRIPPER.
*note to self: You best be resolvin' to do some work now. Otherwise "quit job" will be "fired from job." Eh. Meh.