hey. about that show last night.
This was what the chat between helpwess, jascott and I looked like at approximately 10 pm last night:
helpwess: FACES!!!!!!
missdeviant: FACE1!111!!!
helpwess: FAAAAAACES
helpwess: OH MAN, FACES
helpwess: SUSPENDERS
helpwess: FACES
missdeviant: LOGAN DOESN'T REMEMBER THE KISSFACE
jascott: OH MYGOD
jascott: I HATE THIS FUCKING SHOW
jascott: ALSO, I LOVE IT
helpwess: REMEMBER WHEN SHE CAME IN AND WAS LIKE MAC JUST ATE DINNER ON A PIRATE SHIP AND SHE WALKED AWAY AND LOGAN WAS LIKE, *FACE*
jascott: so many faces
missdeviant: FACE FACE FACE
AND
helpwess: REMEMBER WHEN LOGAN (WITH DRAPED SUSPENDERS) WATCHED VERONICA WATCH WOLLIS GO
helpwess: AND THEN MOVED TO INTERSECT HER
helpwess: ?????
missdeviant: remember WHEN HE TOUCHED HER FACE A WHOLE LOT?????
helpwess: YEAH
jascott: i need to go run around the block for a minute
helpwess: AFTER HE JUST SMILED AND SAID NOTHING AFER HER BIMBO CRACK???
helpwess: oh goddddd erin i couldnt even do my traditional coping moves
missdeviant: REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS ALL SCOOCH SCOOTCH SCOOOOOTCH TOWARDS VERONICA?
helpwess: like, lying on the floor and bicycling my legs in the air? COULD NOT
helpwess: SCOOTCH
helpwess: SCOOTCH
helpwess: MOTION OF CROTCHES
missdeviant: OH HOW CAN I FORGET THE CROTCHES
helpwess: that's it, i am adding "motion of crotches" to my interests
AND
missdeviant: REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAW JDOHS HIPBONES?
helpwess: Q!!@KL!@!!!!
missdeviant: AND THEN ALL THE BAD MEMORIES OF WALLACE WENT FAR FAR FAR FAR AWAY
helpwess: remember how that's the FIRST ms paint project im going to do tomorrow??
jascott: HANDS IN HIS PANTS! HANDS IN HIS PANTS! I SWEAR IT
helpwess: I KNOW WHAT IS HE WEARING/HOLDING?
missdeviant: I DO NOT KNOW
jascott: PAJAMA PANTS?
missdeviant: IT IS SOMETHING BLACK AND LOW
jascott: I DON'T KNOW
jascott: BUT HIS HANDS
jascott: ARE IN
jascott: HIS PANTS
missdeviant: WHATEVER IT IS HE SHOULD WEAR THEM ALL THE TIME
jascott: AGREED
helpwess: HIS HANDS. ARE DOWN. HIS PANTS!!!!!
missdeviant: THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS TO HIS PANTS WHEN HE IS NOT WEARING SUSPENDERS
jascott: THIS IS WHAT I'M SAYING
missdeviant: AND HE NEEDS HIS HANDS TO HOLD THEM UP
jascott: HAHAHAH
helpwess: !!!! ANN YOU ARE GENIUS
missdeviant AND THEN WE REJOICE
helpwess: TAKE AWAY ALL SUSPENDERS
helpwess: BURN ALL NEPTUNE SUSPENDERS
missdeviant: NEPTUNE ANTI SUSPENDER SOCIETY
AND
missdeviant: OH AND DID WE FORGET CHLAMYDIA ALREADY????
helpwess: OH APPARENTLY
helpwess: CHLAMIDYFDSLY????
helpwess: CHLAMYDIA, WHATEVER
jascott: OH MAN, RIGHT WTF
jascott: WHATEVER!
And that is how "motion of crotches" and "neptune anti-suspender society" got added to my interests.
In conclusion: FACE FACE FACE.