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[17:53] cesare_bats: do you still want me?
[17:53] mystryssravyndarque04: yes
[17:53] cesare_bats: oh fuck yeah!
[17:53] mystryssravyndarque04: how could I not
[17:54] cesare_bats: no kidding hot stuff
[17:54] cesare_bats: how was V-day?
[17:54] mystryssravyndarque04: it was okay
[17:54] mystryssravyndarque04: didn't have sex or anything special
[17:54] mystryssravyndarque04: didn't go out
[17:55] cesare_bats: what????
[17:55] mystryssravyndarque04: just stayed home, mowed the lawn with my friend Debi, and cooked us all dinner
[17:55] cesare_bats: that is insane
[17:55] cesare_bats: did debi put out?
[17:55] mystryssravyndarque04: LOL nope
[17:55] mystryssravyndarque04: she's straight
[17:55] mystryssravyndarque04: or so she says
[17:56] cesare_bats: bitch. she must be fat
[17:56] mystryssravyndarque04: but that isn't going to ever happen
[17:56] mystryssravyndarque04: nope, she isn't
[17:56] mystryssravyndarque04: she is skinnier than me
[17:56] cesare_bats: really
[17:56] mystryssravyndarque04: yup
[17:56] cesare_bats: tell me more only slowly and with lots of adjectives
[17:56] cesare_bats: is she blonde?
[17:56] mystryssravyndarque04: weeeeeelllllll shhhhheeeee hhhhaaaaasssss aaaaa toooonnnned tummmmy
[17:57] mystryssravyndarque04: yes, she is blonde
[17:57] mystryssravyndarque04: 38
[17:57] cesare_bats: oh god I must have her
[17:57] mystryssravyndarque04: really nice
[17:57] cesare_bats: for my collection
[17:57] mystryssravyndarque04: of course
[17:57] mystryssravyndarque04: your blonde collection
[17:57] cesare_bats: she is 38 or her boobs are 38's
[17:57] mystryssravyndarque04: she is 38
[17:58] mystryssravyndarque04: her boobs are way little
[17:58] cesare_bats: I'm not a boob guy
[17:58] mystryssravyndarque04: that's good
[17:59] mystryssravyndarque04: I guess
[17:59] cesare_bats: I bet she has a lot of miles though
[17:59] mystryssravyndarque04: I like boobs, but not too big and not flat chested
[17:59] mystryssravyndarque04: don't know about the mileage
[17:59] cesare_bats: I like hips and hands
[18:00] cesare_bats: and elbows
[18:00] cesare_bats: oh god elbows
[18:00] mystryssravyndarque04: elbows are damn sexy eh?
[18:00] cesare_bats: So I watched Saw last night
[18:00] cesare_bats: not really
[18:00] cesare_bats: it was disturbing
[18:00] mystryssravyndarque04: what's Saw?
[18:00] cesare_bats: the movie
[18:01] mystryssravyndarque04: dont know about it
[18:01] cesare_bats: it's good
[18:01] cesare_bats: but it will kinda messc with your head
[18:01] cesare_bats: just like I do
[18:01] cesare_bats: hehe!
[18:01] cesare_bats: I kill me
[18:01] mystryssravyndarque04: but when you mess with my head it is soooo good
[18:02] cesare_bats: I would hope so. Laurie said you were "my type"
[18:02] mystryssravyndarque04: check out www.maniatv.com
[18:02] mystryssravyndarque04: internet TV man
[18:02] mystryssravyndarque04: kind of cute and cool
[18:02] mystryssravyndarque04: hot chick hosts
[18:02] mystryssravyndarque04: hahaa did she now?
[18:02] cesare_bats: no way I don't wanna watch your gay porn
[18:02] cesare_bats: she did
[18:03] mystryssravyndarque04: haha not gay porn
[18:03] mystryssravyndarque04: and if I were watching porn it would be lesbian porn
[18:03] cesare_bats: double standard
[18:03] cesare_bats: that's why I go for the bi porn
[18:04] mystryssravyndarque04: meh, I just like the giriles
[18:04] cesare_bats: well I'm a girlie man
[18:05] mystryssravyndarque04: well, this girlie has to go to the bank
[18:05] mystryssravyndarque04: too bad we didn't get to meet up before I left WA
[18:05] cesare_bats: hot damn I wantto make a deposit
[18:05] cesare_bats: you're leaving me?
[18:05] mystryssravyndarque04: yes
[18:05] mystryssravyndarque04: so what are you going to deposit?
[18:05] mystryssravyndarque04: I already left you once
[18:06] cesare_bats: piss off. You broke my heart
[18:06] mystryssravyndarque04: you missed your chance
[18:06] cesare_bats: ohhh but I love you
[18:06] cesare_bats: cme back
[18:06] cesare_bats: I didn't mean it
[18:06] mystryssravyndarque04: oh no, every girl I know has this sort of drama going on, please dont' make me deal with it
[18:07] cesare_bats: no drama baby
[18:07] mystryssravyndarque04: seriously, Devin is standing waiting for me, so I gotta go jump his caboose and go to the bank
[18:07] mystryssravyndarque04: ttyl
[18:07] mystryssravyndarque04: message me anytime
[18:07] cesare_bats: what is the hawiian stat fish?
[18:07] mystryssravyndarque04: gotta put my pants on
[18:07] cesare_bats: oh baby yeah
[18:08] mystryssravyndarque04: humhumunukunukuapuaa
[18:08] cesare_bats: awesome!
[18:08] cesare_bats: too much Dog bounty hunter
[18:08] cesare_bats: does he ever see anybody he knows?
[18:08] mystryssravyndarque04: what are you going on about?
[18:08] mystryssravyndarque04: I gotta go dude
[18:09] cesare_bats: don't know I'm touching myself
[18:09] mystryssravyndarque04: dream about me
[18:09] cesare_bats: oh ok
[18:09] mystryssravyndarque04: talk to you later, you stud
[18:09] mystryssravyndarque04: "I'm not a stud" huh "I'm not a stud. I'm Gizzmaster Zero"
[18:09] cesare_bats: alright sweetie kick devin for me
[18:09] mystryssravyndarque04: of course
[18:10] cesare_bats: see you later howlie
[17:53] mystryssravyndarque04: yes
[17:53] cesare_bats: oh fuck yeah!
[17:53] mystryssravyndarque04: how could I not
[17:54] cesare_bats: no kidding hot stuff
[17:54] cesare_bats: how was V-day?
[17:54] mystryssravyndarque04: it was okay
[17:54] mystryssravyndarque04: didn't have sex or anything special
[17:54] mystryssravyndarque04: didn't go out
[17:55] cesare_bats: what????
[17:55] mystryssravyndarque04: just stayed home, mowed the lawn with my friend Debi, and cooked us all dinner
[17:55] cesare_bats: that is insane
[17:55] cesare_bats: did debi put out?
[17:55] mystryssravyndarque04: LOL nope
[17:55] mystryssravyndarque04: she's straight
[17:55] mystryssravyndarque04: or so she says
[17:56] cesare_bats: bitch. she must be fat
[17:56] mystryssravyndarque04: but that isn't going to ever happen
[17:56] mystryssravyndarque04: nope, she isn't
[17:56] mystryssravyndarque04: she is skinnier than me
[17:56] cesare_bats: really
[17:56] mystryssravyndarque04: yup
[17:56] cesare_bats: tell me more only slowly and with lots of adjectives
[17:56] cesare_bats: is she blonde?
[17:56] mystryssravyndarque04: weeeeeelllllll shhhhheeeee hhhhaaaaasssss aaaaa toooonnnned tummmmy
[17:57] mystryssravyndarque04: yes, she is blonde
[17:57] mystryssravyndarque04: 38
[17:57] cesare_bats: oh god I must have her
[17:57] mystryssravyndarque04: really nice
[17:57] cesare_bats: for my collection
[17:57] mystryssravyndarque04: of course
[17:57] mystryssravyndarque04: your blonde collection
[17:57] cesare_bats: she is 38 or her boobs are 38's
[17:57] mystryssravyndarque04: she is 38
[17:58] mystryssravyndarque04: her boobs are way little
[17:58] cesare_bats: I'm not a boob guy
[17:58] mystryssravyndarque04: that's good
[17:59] mystryssravyndarque04: I guess
[17:59] cesare_bats: I bet she has a lot of miles though
[17:59] mystryssravyndarque04: I like boobs, but not too big and not flat chested
[17:59] mystryssravyndarque04: don't know about the mileage
[17:59] cesare_bats: I like hips and hands
[18:00] cesare_bats: and elbows
[18:00] cesare_bats: oh god elbows
[18:00] mystryssravyndarque04: elbows are damn sexy eh?
[18:00] cesare_bats: So I watched Saw last night
[18:00] cesare_bats: not really
[18:00] cesare_bats: it was disturbing
[18:00] mystryssravyndarque04: what's Saw?
[18:00] cesare_bats: the movie
[18:01] mystryssravyndarque04: dont know about it
[18:01] cesare_bats: it's good
[18:01] cesare_bats: but it will kinda messc with your head
[18:01] cesare_bats: just like I do
[18:01] cesare_bats: hehe!
[18:01] cesare_bats: I kill me
[18:01] mystryssravyndarque04: but when you mess with my head it is soooo good
[18:02] cesare_bats: I would hope so. Laurie said you were "my type"
[18:02] mystryssravyndarque04: check out www.maniatv.com
[18:02] mystryssravyndarque04: internet TV man
[18:02] mystryssravyndarque04: kind of cute and cool
[18:02] mystryssravyndarque04: hot chick hosts
[18:02] mystryssravyndarque04: hahaa did she now?
[18:02] cesare_bats: no way I don't wanna watch your gay porn
[18:02] cesare_bats: she did
[18:03] mystryssravyndarque04: haha not gay porn
[18:03] mystryssravyndarque04: and if I were watching porn it would be lesbian porn
[18:03] cesare_bats: double standard
[18:03] cesare_bats: that's why I go for the bi porn
[18:04] mystryssravyndarque04: meh, I just like the giriles
[18:04] cesare_bats: well I'm a girlie man
[18:05] mystryssravyndarque04: well, this girlie has to go to the bank
[18:05] mystryssravyndarque04: too bad we didn't get to meet up before I left WA
[18:05] cesare_bats: hot damn I wantto make a deposit
[18:05] cesare_bats: you're leaving me?
[18:05] mystryssravyndarque04: yes
[18:05] mystryssravyndarque04: so what are you going to deposit?
[18:05] mystryssravyndarque04: I already left you once
[18:06] cesare_bats: piss off. You broke my heart
[18:06] mystryssravyndarque04: you missed your chance
[18:06] cesare_bats: ohhh but I love you
[18:06] cesare_bats: cme back
[18:06] cesare_bats: I didn't mean it
[18:06] mystryssravyndarque04: oh no, every girl I know has this sort of drama going on, please dont' make me deal with it
[18:07] cesare_bats: no drama baby
[18:07] mystryssravyndarque04: seriously, Devin is standing waiting for me, so I gotta go jump his caboose and go to the bank
[18:07] mystryssravyndarque04: ttyl
[18:07] mystryssravyndarque04: message me anytime
[18:07] cesare_bats: what is the hawiian stat fish?
[18:07] mystryssravyndarque04: gotta put my pants on
[18:07] cesare_bats: oh baby yeah
[18:08] mystryssravyndarque04: humhumunukunukuapuaa
[18:08] cesare_bats: awesome!
[18:08] cesare_bats: too much Dog bounty hunter
[18:08] cesare_bats: does he ever see anybody he knows?
[18:08] mystryssravyndarque04: what are you going on about?
[18:08] mystryssravyndarque04: I gotta go dude
[18:09] cesare_bats: don't know I'm touching myself
[18:09] mystryssravyndarque04: dream about me
[18:09] cesare_bats: oh ok
[18:09] mystryssravyndarque04: talk to you later, you stud
[18:09] mystryssravyndarque04: "I'm not a stud" huh "I'm not a stud. I'm Gizzmaster Zero"
[18:09] cesare_bats: alright sweetie kick devin for me
[18:09] mystryssravyndarque04: of course
[18:10] cesare_bats: see you later howlie