Eurgh! Eurgh! Eurgh!
I had a horrible, horrible dream last night and I can't seem to forget it. So maybe writing it down and inflict it on my f-list will help.
I'm paranoid about rubbing my eyes because I'm terrified of catching colds and other bugs. My eyes randomly get watery and scratchy--and rubbing or touching your eyes is a very easy way to introduce all manner of germies to a warm and wet mucus cavity for them to prolifierate and make with the nastiness.
I'm very careful about washing my hands and am always acutely aware of when I've touched certain surfaces (doorknobs/handles, elevator buttons, .etc.). I keep both antibacterial wipes and hand sanitizer in my purse for that very reason.
Last night, I was on my way home from work, and the moment I got onto the freeway, my right eye started itching. I couldn't rub it because I had touched the elevator button and opened 3 different doors before I got in the car, not to mention I was flying down the freeway at 75 mph.
My entire drive home is essentially 30 minutes on the freeway--i.e. no chance for me to stop at a stoplight and quickly grab my hand sanitizer.
It was agony waiting to get home so I could wash my hands and rub my damn eye.
I dreamt I had caught some nasty infection from rubbing my eye without washing it first and it made one of my eyes looked like swiss cheese.
Imagine someone taking a metal rod and poking it repeatedly into the white of a hardboiled egg. That's what my eye looked like.
The worst part was that every time a blinked, the infected eye made a wet squelching noise and milky-white liquid would bubble out of all the little holes.
I tried to pull my own eye out, but it had disintegrated so much that I was just pulling out little chunks of eye-ball.
Urgh! Ag! BLECHEAOEJFAOEJFAOEWK~!!@!E!#$Q@#P%R it makes me dry heave and shudder just thinking about it.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD MY MIND DO THIS TO ME?????
Seriously! Brain, I do not hurt you up with drugs and booze, so why would you inflict this sort of horrific pain upon me?
It's nearly 11:30 and I really don't want to go to sleep. I've been thinking about this dream all day and I'm afraid that will manifest in another similar dream.
Ugh. I've got to go think of nothing but puppies and rainbows for the next hour.
I'm paranoid about rubbing my eyes because I'm terrified of catching colds and other bugs. My eyes randomly get watery and scratchy--and rubbing or touching your eyes is a very easy way to introduce all manner of germies to a warm and wet mucus cavity for them to prolifierate and make with the nastiness.
I'm very careful about washing my hands and am always acutely aware of when I've touched certain surfaces (doorknobs/handles, elevator buttons, .etc.). I keep both antibacterial wipes and hand sanitizer in my purse for that very reason.
Last night, I was on my way home from work, and the moment I got onto the freeway, my right eye started itching. I couldn't rub it because I had touched the elevator button and opened 3 different doors before I got in the car, not to mention I was flying down the freeway at 75 mph.
My entire drive home is essentially 30 minutes on the freeway--i.e. no chance for me to stop at a stoplight and quickly grab my hand sanitizer.
It was agony waiting to get home so I could wash my hands and rub my damn eye.
I dreamt I had caught some nasty infection from rubbing my eye without washing it first and it made one of my eyes looked like swiss cheese.
Imagine someone taking a metal rod and poking it repeatedly into the white of a hardboiled egg. That's what my eye looked like.
The worst part was that every time a blinked, the infected eye made a wet squelching noise and milky-white liquid would bubble out of all the little holes.
I tried to pull my own eye out, but it had disintegrated so much that I was just pulling out little chunks of eye-ball.
Urgh! Ag! BLECHEAOEJFAOEJFAOEWK~!!@!E!#$Q@#P%R it makes me dry heave and shudder just thinking about it.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD MY MIND DO THIS TO ME?????
Seriously! Brain, I do not hurt you up with drugs and booze, so why would you inflict this sort of horrific pain upon me?
It's nearly 11:30 and I really don't want to go to sleep. I've been thinking about this dream all day and I'm afraid that will manifest in another similar dream.
Ugh. I've got to go think of nothing but puppies and rainbows for the next hour.