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Good fucking lord. I HATE my roommates. I live with two perpetually drunk white girls, and one 40 year old Asian. The Asian is nice. She's very sweet, but if I had to choose a roommate, she wouldn't be the one. But at least she has sense and keeps her shit neat.
But I swear, those two white bitches are getting on my LAST gotdamn nerve. Ever since the newest one moved in, suddenly I'm living with the WastedWonderTwins. I swear, these bitches are ALWAYS drunk. And neither one is 21 yet. These crazy white bitches are constantly bringing their loud, drunk friends over and dirtying up the apartment...I mean, what the fuck? Before these crazy bitches moved in, the kitchen was almost ALWAYS clean. Now, there's sticky shit all over the floor, the stove is always swimming in all kinds of nasty shit because they can't fucking cook, but that doesn't stop them from trying, and they're always leaving beer cans all over the place. Not to mention, that they keep FUCKING WITH MY SHIT.
I had a set of purple dishes, and now all the cups to my set are gone. And I KNOW either those two bitches or one of their useless friends did something to them. I buy food and before I can eat it, it's gone. I cook food, and they throw it away for no good reason!. I buy fabric softener and these bitches almost used it all up for their friend's laundry. WHAT THE MUTHERFUCKING FUCK??!?!?!
These girls have NO concept of respect for other people's property! It's disgusting. Why the hell are these bitches living on their own? They're totally fucking incompetent. Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if these dumb bitches wipe back to front.
TRUE STORY
The other day, one of them loaded their laundry into the washing machine and caused it to overbalance. And what happened when the machine started banging across the floor? THE BITCH AND HER TWO FRIENDS JUST STARED AT IT. Like, "OMG! What's happening?"
What the fucking fuck? Why the hell did I have to come out of my room and tell her to open the fucking lid up so it would STOP. ROCKING? Isn't that supposed to be common sense? But you know, they HAVE NONE!
So the stupid bitch opens it, and then closes it right back. I'm sitting here telling her to shift the weight of her clothes around and she's still looking at the washing machine like "Huh? What? It was fine when I turned it on!"
I'm telling this bitch, "There's too much weight on one side of the washer, shift your clothes around. Shift your clothes around. SHIFT YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES AROUND! And she's STILL like, "Did I put in the wrong detergent or something?"
????? %#@!&
*breathe*
Finally I had to do the shit for her. Meanwhile her equally stupid friends are staring just as blankly. I mean come. the fuck. on.
I swear, I'm trying really really hard not to be confrontational about this--and please understand that blatant stupidity and disrespect set me off like NOTHING ELSE--and I really don't want to have a tense living situation, but seriously I'm going to kill one of these fucking bitches really soon if they don't get the hell out of my apartment.
But I swear, those two white bitches are getting on my LAST gotdamn nerve. Ever since the newest one moved in, suddenly I'm living with the WastedWonderTwins. I swear, these bitches are ALWAYS drunk. And neither one is 21 yet. These crazy white bitches are constantly bringing their loud, drunk friends over and dirtying up the apartment...I mean, what the fuck? Before these crazy bitches moved in, the kitchen was almost ALWAYS clean. Now, there's sticky shit all over the floor, the stove is always swimming in all kinds of nasty shit because they can't fucking cook, but that doesn't stop them from trying, and they're always leaving beer cans all over the place. Not to mention, that they keep FUCKING WITH MY SHIT.
I had a set of purple dishes, and now all the cups to my set are gone. And I KNOW either those two bitches or one of their useless friends did something to them. I buy food and before I can eat it, it's gone. I cook food, and they throw it away for no good reason!. I buy fabric softener and these bitches almost used it all up for their friend's laundry. WHAT THE MUTHERFUCKING FUCK??!?!?!
These girls have NO concept of respect for other people's property! It's disgusting. Why the hell are these bitches living on their own? They're totally fucking incompetent. Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if these dumb bitches wipe back to front.
TRUE STORY
The other day, one of them loaded their laundry into the washing machine and caused it to overbalance. And what happened when the machine started banging across the floor? THE BITCH AND HER TWO FRIENDS JUST STARED AT IT. Like, "OMG! What's happening?"
What the fucking fuck? Why the hell did I have to come out of my room and tell her to open the fucking lid up so it would STOP. ROCKING? Isn't that supposed to be common sense? But you know, they HAVE NONE!
So the stupid bitch opens it, and then closes it right back. I'm sitting here telling her to shift the weight of her clothes around and she's still looking at the washing machine like "Huh? What? It was fine when I turned it on!"
I'm telling this bitch, "There's too much weight on one side of the washer, shift your clothes around. Shift your clothes around. SHIFT YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES AROUND! And she's STILL like, "Did I put in the wrong detergent or something?"
????? %#@!&
*breathe*
Finally I had to do the shit for her. Meanwhile her equally stupid friends are staring just as blankly. I mean come. the fuck. on.
I swear, I'm trying really really hard not to be confrontational about this--and please understand that blatant stupidity and disrespect set me off like NOTHING ELSE--and I really don't want to have a tense living situation, but seriously I'm going to kill one of these fucking bitches really soon if they don't get the hell out of my apartment.