Hear ye, hear ye!

[missconstrue]

I am now ready to assume my throne as the Queen of Awkward Moments That Could Otherwise Have Been Avoided Had I Even A Modicum of Common Sense.

I can't see any way to make this situation tolerable. Stony silence crushes me, polite pleasantries madden me, casual jokes just leave me wanting more.

That squirrel had the right idea. Too bad he didn't have the nuts to get the job done.