The Weaker Sex

[misschatelle]

Title: The Weaker Sex
Pairing: Junsu / Wooyoung (with friendship between Jia/Wooyoung)
Challenge: kpop_prompts 
Prompt: 040. Laugh
Rating: PG-13
Words Count: 1975
Genre: Crack
Summary: Jia and Wooyoung were trying to determine what was worse: being a girl, or being a boy?

A/N: I AM ON FIREEEEE!!
I wanted this summer to be a writing fest, but it didn't quite work out

Comments

[cocobaby347]

You know what, I always say that it sucks more to be a girl, but then whenever I'm somehow reminded of occurrence like these, I thank my lucky stars.

This is all so perfect I don't even know where to start! Like when Junsu was looking for the watch and feeling him up I couldn't stop laughing. Is it sadistic to enjoy embarrassment like that? Oh well XD And Jia was awesome just being the HBIC that she is. You did ~amazing~ like always <3 I love this so much, keep up this writing streak!!!!!

[misschatelle]

It's the main reason why I'm happy to be a girl.

*presses her arms against her tummy because it's THAT time of the month and it hurts*

AT least it's not humiliating.... U____U

LOL I loved writing that part XD (It's not sadistic, it's... human.)

Thank you so much!!! ♥
I surely will!

I had a wonderful gif to show you, but it just won't upload. It inspired the fic.
It was from that one time Wooyoung looked like he had a boner on star king.
Like.. REALLY looked like he did.
=/

[cocobaby347]

Ugh, I hate cramps. Ibuprofen is totally my best friend.

OMG I REMEMBER THAT!!!!!!! I thought I was the only one who saw it like that. I kept on replaying the video and going, "Did he just get a stiffy or am I seeing things?" Glad to have a second opinion, it's not like I can just go up to my sister and be like, "Hey, take a look at this video. You that guy right there? Yeah, that one. Does he have a hard-on or is that just me?"

......Granted I have asked her weirder things though.....

[misschatelle]

OMG LOLING SO HARD RIGHT NOW XDDD

But yeah, I saw the gif first, in that peen post on omona I think. I was curious, I managed to find the video on youtube, I watched, I was disturbed. (BUT THERE'S AN ARROW POINTING AT IT! CAN YOU IMAGINE!? I can't believe that a Korean variety show pointed a red arrow at a potential boner. I would have thought they would have hid it with clever editing.)

But it's weird. It's like.. kinda small for a boner... but kinda too big for anything else. (Not that I've seen many boners in my life anyway. -sigh- Yeah, at 19, how sad.)

Caroline is disturbed. o.0

[cocobaby347]

See, I was just randomly on youtube and got sidetracked and just stated watching a bunch of star king videos cuz I was bored, and I innocently stumbled upon that video. Imagine my surprise when I suddenly see Woobaby with a boner. IT WAS THAT FREAKING ARROW THAT THREW ME OFF! If it was a real boner, wouldn't they cover it up? BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE IT COULD BE!!!!

Um, yeah....my loss of childhood innocence is due to her. When we were younger she always got in trouble for teaching me bad things. Like what a blumpkin is :/ (which is gross btw. Why would anyone want that?) She said she was saving me from agreeing to do something I didn't know about....right.

Oh, how I love my family.

[misschatelle]

XD

You know what's funny?
I don't even know what a blumpkin is.
And I'm 19.

But I'm just gonna blame it on the fact that English isn't my first language.
*hides behind a random tree*

[cocobaby347]

I'm warning you: DO NOT LOOK IT UP. I wouldn't even know if she hadn't told me. The thing is, my MOM didn't even know, and then my sister explained it to her after she explained it to me. I'm guessing it's one of those rare occurrences when a girl (or guy) suddenly loses her mind and does something completely stupid.

I'm 17, but I was one of those kids that grew up really fast. It didn't help that I was the youngest, either.

Really!? I would never have been able to tell if you hadn't told me! Making me feel all inadequate...

[misschatelle]

Okay, I won't. XD
I guess it wasn't very useful knowledge to you so far. XD

I'm an only child, so I can't know. :P

Oh, how I love being told these things. *blush*
I'm studying English, so I guess it's natural. ^^'

[cocobaby347]

Definitely not of use to me. I would NEVER--Jaysus Christ no =_=

Haha I'll spare your innocence another day XD

I wish I could do that, learn another language and be all super fluent in it. You're an amazing student, I'm not good with that stuff. The only other "language" I've been good with is Ebonics since I go to a ghetto school and need to communicate with my peers....people think it's a joke when I say that and laugh, but slang is hard to keep up with. I pride myself in my ever growing slang vocab XD

[misschatelle]

I am currently tempted to google it, so I think I'll go to bed now before that happens.

LOL, I'm currently learning the omona language XD I swear it's a different language!

[cocobaby347]

Lmao ok good night then!

(And yes, omonaese is hard, I used to have to use urban dictionary for almost EVERYTHING. It's gotten better now ;D)