So many uses for my PENIS

[missbobzilla]

So here I am making dinner. The recipe called for six 12" skewer and all we had was 6", so I thought. I asked Michael for a tape measure, but he didn't think we had down here and I was to lazy to get one. I asked him how long he thought they were. I handed him one and he put it to his crotch, he look like he was using his cock as a measuring stick. He looked down for a wee bit then said "No about 7" or 8". When I called him out on it he got this stupid grin on his face. So now I want a measuring penis, DAMN IT another reason I want a penis, and I thought I had all the reasons for a penis! This is now top of my list of wanting a penis, actually 3rd. #1 stick it in any hole it would fit in, #2 Have sex and experience how sex with hot chicks, #3 Measuring Stick.

Oh how many other things I could do with a penis for a week...
So many other things I don't know I could do with my penis *day dream*