HALLELUJAH, I've finally got the computer!!
DIE, ACCURSED MIDTERMS!!!
I mean it!! Thos things need to die! Especially the ones for Pre-Calculus... Those deserve the most fiery, brutal death imaginable...! The only good thing about midterms this year is that it started on Friday and finishes on Monday, so I only have to go through one horror a week. And after that, it's Election Day, so I don't have any school on Tuesday. ^__^ Hurricane Omar actually did something good for me!
In-Laws are Sleeping Over
Apparently, on Halloween night, these guys in my brother's neighborhood got into a fight. One of the guys set the other's house on fire and somehow managed to take out current from the entire place. My brother's family came over on Friday, and since they were guests, I had to give them my bed and sleep in the same room as the kids (the big annoying one and the little annoying one). The little one somehow wound up getting up from the bed that she shared with her sister and climbed into the same bed as me while I was sleeping saying that she was cold. -_-' And I had to share the television and also endure the big one insulting my taste in interests and music (I almost wanted to ask her if she was culturally racist or didn't know that people have different tastes and I don't insult her love for Disney music stars. *Bleh!*) But now the kids are sleeping over at their grandmother's house and my brother and his fiance will be sleeping here...in my room...meaning I'll have to sleep on that hard bed again.
Kakashi's Dead? NOOOOOO!!!
I'm being serious here, people!The ending for chapter 423 of Naruto made me think Kakashi's gonna die. If not, then he's gonna lose his neat Sharingan eye. Which is a shame, but at the same time, pretty cool. I just wanna know if anyone from Konoha will survive...? Pein's brutal...and weird...and I never knew something like gravity controll would be cannon!! But then again...I never thought that there would be robot-android things in the series, either... I'm still anxious to see how it will all end, though!!
Sneak Peak @ Memento Mori (A Soul Nomad fan fic)
It's not exactly finished yet, but still...I'd like to know the people's approval. Even if the story seems a bit...nasty and pornish, that's just the way the (Anti-) Hero is and the way the Heroine will be for this particular fic. So, lovers of algophilia and wanton violence, Blu Rose presents to you the sample of Memento Mori (Remember that You'll Die).
*Act I: The Master of Death and His Soulmate*
The throne room was completely quiet and empty. The large doors were kicked down by the blue-haired demon girl and she dashed into the room. "Alright you!! Prepare to get your neck sna..." She paused when she saw no one was standing there and sweatdropped, her eyes reduced to dots. "What...? Hey, no one's here!! What a gyp!! Hey, you better get your butt out here! I've gotta kill you!!"
"Goddamnit, must you be so loud?!" An annoyed man's voice shouted loudly. In a flash of dark red light, a man appeared in front of the throne. He had the appearance of an 18-year old with pale skin, gray hair, and bright blue eyes, and wore a sleeveless purple shirt, black pants and some bizarre-looking piece of black metal that was floating around his shoulders. "What the hell do you want? I was busy before you came along!"
"...You're Rev?" The girl gave a snort and placed her hands on her hips. "You don't look so fearsome! In fact, you looked weak! No way that you're Rev? Who are you, buddy?"
"You've got some nerve, you little bug, coming into my castle and not even knowing who I am!!" the pale-skinned man exclaimed with a toothty smirk that made the demoness a bit worried. "I'm the baddest asskicker in all of hell!! The Master of Death!! The one...the only...indestructible Gig!! Hahaha!!"
She stood rigid for a moment, slightly blue in the face, before she gained back her courage and drew her blades. "I-is that so? Well, you look pretty puny for some fearsome Death God! You rneck looks really snap!!"
Gig smirked. "Is that so?" With a wave of his hand, a scythe appeared before him radiating with a dull red glow. He took hold of the scythe and slashed the air once with it, the red aura forming a visible crescent shape for just a moment before disappearing. "Well, you look real easy to cut apart!!" Before he could jump at the girl, the door behind the throne opened and a voice called out.
"Master Gig..." A redheaded, red-eyed girl walked out from the room. She appeared to be a human teenager, only 17 or so years old, wearing only a pair of black panties and a bra that held back her breasts. There was a thin cut on her stomach, going across above her bellybutton. "What are you doing?"
"I'm just about to kill a pesky intruder. Go back to the bedroom, Rev, and we'll finish what we started," said Gig, licking his lips in anticipation.
The redhead blinked. "Can I help?"
"No!! If anybody's gonna scratch you up, it'll be me."
Rev blushed and held onto her chest before she nodded. "Okay..." She turned around to leave.
"HOOOOLD ON A SECOND!!!" The blue-haired demoness shouted. She pointed a finger at the redhead, her eyes wide in shock. "You're Rev? The Rev? The Death Lord's right hand man?" She spoke flatly.
Rev turned around and blinked. "Yes, that's me. But my name is Revya."
"But...you're a girl! A human girl!" The demoness held onto her head, covering her eyes. "No, this can't be!! My parents couldn't have been killed by some human...!"
"Oh, so that's what you're here for!! Revenge," said Gig. He fell back into the throne behind him, propped an arm on the armrest, and smiled wickedly.
"You're here to avenge your parents? Interesting..." Revya brushed the hair out of her eyes and sighed. "So, you want to kill me."
The blue-haired girl released her head and growled. "Of course I want to kill you!! You killed my parents, you...you human bitch!!"
"Alright, then. Tell me, what's your name?"
"What's it matter? I'm gonna kill you in less than a minute!"
"Can't I at least know the name of my murderer?"
The blue-haired girl huffed, "My name is Danette!" Danette got into a fighting stance and twirled her sickle swords. "You killed my parents... Prepare to die!!"
"Pfft! How cliché..." Gig muttered as he looked at his servant out of the corner of his eye and tilted his head slightly. "Hey, Rev. Make this an enjoyable fight. I wanna see breasts bouncing, bra straps snapping..."
"Master, weren't we supposed to leave that for the bedroom?" The redhead spoke as she held out her hands. In a flash of red light, a large black sword appeared in her hands and she swung the air with it, causing a red arc to appear in the air for a moment before it faded away and she got into a fighting stance. "Okay! Come at me with all you've got!" She blinked and in less than second, Danette was in front of her, about to swing her blades. The demoness aimed to slice into Revya's neck, but instead of meeting flesh, the sickle swords crashed against the steel of Revya's sword.
Danette thought as she struggled to push the taller girl's sword aside.
"When fighting a stronger opponent, you should let them strike first, so you can see what they're capable of!!" Revya shouted as she kneed the demoness in the stomach, kicked her back, and sliced into her in the blink of an eye. In a few seconds, blood spurted out from the large gash in Danette's body and she fell onto the floor, her blood slowly forming a pool around her body.
"Awwww, that finished way too fast!" Gig complained, slamming his fist on the armrest of his throne. "I hardly got to see anything fun!"
The sword in the redhead's hands disappeared and she gave a small smile. "I'm sorry, Master Gig. I'll make it up to you."
He got up out of the throne and walked over to his servant. He grabbed her arm and pulled her body close to him. "You bet you're gonna make it up to me..." He placed his mouth on hers and forced his tongue into her mouth, digging his nails into her arm with one hand while the other held onto her neck. The Master of Death glanced over to Danette's body and he blinked as he saw her move slightly. Gig pushed Revya away from him, but still kept a hold on her arm. "She's still alive?!"
"Maybe I...didn't put much force into it."
"Maybe? You let her live on purpose!!"
With her free hand, Revya held her hand to her chest. "I don't know why I did that... But there's something...different about this girl."
"What? The fact that she was stupid enough to come here all by herself? Tch! ...I'm not in the mood anymore." The Master of Death released his servant and stalked back towards the bedroom. "If you wanna keep her, you'd better make sure she doesn't die in the next couple of minutes." He slammed the doors shut behind him, leaving Revya and the semi-conscious Danette alone.
"...Don't worry." Revya knelt down next to the demoness, who was staring up at her through one visible maroon eye. "I'll take good care of you..."