Did I Just Hallucinate?
What the hell is going on today, people?
Ol' Dirty Bastard Died. I don't even know what to say, except that I hope his thirteen children all get financially taken care of, and not just the three that he called his favorites.
Star Jones got married.
Dick Cheney's heart is acting up again. Is it 2000 again?
I saw a woman wearing white jeans after Labor Day. And, really, white jeans after 1984 is just not something that we need to be vibing, all right?
CVS was out of Diet Coke. Granted, the walk to the grocery store was approximately one extra minute, but still, in what world is that normal?!
I'm really, really confused.
I'm really, really confused.