molly and brenda 7-28-05
M- i have to pick you up tomorrow right? i'll call you in the morning for directions.
B- that would be cool. i'm on your way.
B- i'm criming a cooler
M- what? me and kimbers are at the bar. we work at one right?
B- yep! i'm drinking wine at home.
M- ah. how far from the store do you live?
B- 15
M- k. i'll call you when i wake up tomorrow.
B- sweet :)
M- i talked to ryan today. what are you wearing to work?
B- black polo and skirt. what did he say? i'm talking to adam online right now :)
M- he wanted to meet up.
B- booty call !
M- i hope not just that.
B- me too. i'll kick his ass
M- he seems nice so far, but one never can tell.
B- agreed. jon is an ass.
M- he is an ass for shizzle.
B- not adam, i like him
M- good. find a good one please.
B- i'm hoping.
M- aren't we all?
B- yeah. we are looking in all the wrong places. i thought for sure a porn site was the way to go.
M- i know. how crazy is that? i thought the bar and t-mobile were the way to go. what was i thinking?
B- maybe we should try the library or church?
M- maybe we can meet carnies at the fair
B- from croatia?
M- maybe they are undercover ninjas
M- or maybe they breed ligers
B- they are like my favorite animal
B- ninjas have mad skills
M- i know, and swords
B- and throwing stars
M- we aren't right.
B- we are so right we are wrong :)
M- what if we found our boyfriends on a fishing boat?
B- that might be hot. they would smell like vagina...i mean fish.
M- you are so disgusting. my vagina definately does not smell like fish
B- mine either. why do people say they do?
M- i think some really do smell that bad. roast mead pussy.
M- i meant roast beef pussy
B- lloyd is online talking to me now
M- who would want to eat mead that tasted like fish
M- i meant beef
B- lol. mmmm
B- true. fish is gross. i bet mine tastes like candy.
M- oh yeah? why is that?
B- cause it's good! like candy
M- you are crazy. did you know you could get candy thongs like candy necklaces?
B- yes molly. if it has to do with sex, i know it
M- what was i thinking? those are fun though
B- they could be
M- how far from your house to the fair?
B- 10
B- so, i'm making lloyd take me to the bar and buy me more wine.
M- good plan
B- don't hate the player...
M- hate the game!
B- that would be cool. i'm on your way.
B- i'm criming a cooler
M- what? me and kimbers are at the bar. we work at one right?
B- yep! i'm drinking wine at home.
M- ah. how far from the store do you live?
B- 15
M- k. i'll call you when i wake up tomorrow.
B- sweet :)
M- i talked to ryan today. what are you wearing to work?
B- black polo and skirt. what did he say? i'm talking to adam online right now :)
M- he wanted to meet up.
B- booty call !
M- i hope not just that.
B- me too. i'll kick his ass
M- he seems nice so far, but one never can tell.
B- agreed. jon is an ass.
M- he is an ass for shizzle.
B- not adam, i like him
M- good. find a good one please.
B- i'm hoping.
M- aren't we all?
B- yeah. we are looking in all the wrong places. i thought for sure a porn site was the way to go.
M- i know. how crazy is that? i thought the bar and t-mobile were the way to go. what was i thinking?
B- maybe we should try the library or church?
M- maybe we can meet carnies at the fair
B- from croatia?
M- maybe they are undercover ninjas
M- or maybe they breed ligers
B- they are like my favorite animal
B- ninjas have mad skills
M- i know, and swords
B- and throwing stars
M- we aren't right.
B- we are so right we are wrong :)
M- what if we found our boyfriends on a fishing boat?
B- that might be hot. they would smell like vagina...i mean fish.
M- you are so disgusting. my vagina definately does not smell like fish
B- mine either. why do people say they do?
M- i think some really do smell that bad. roast mead pussy.
M- i meant roast beef pussy
B- lloyd is online talking to me now
M- who would want to eat mead that tasted like fish
M- i meant beef
B- lol. mmmm
B- true. fish is gross. i bet mine tastes like candy.
M- oh yeah? why is that?
B- cause it's good! like candy
M- you are crazy. did you know you could get candy thongs like candy necklaces?
B- yes molly. if it has to do with sex, i know it
M- what was i thinking? those are fun though
B- they could be
M- how far from your house to the fair?
B- 10
B- so, i'm making lloyd take me to the bar and buy me more wine.
M- good plan
B- don't hate the player...
M- hate the game!