HOW THE FIGHT STARTED (joke)

[missbaddkitty]

 HOW THE FIGHT STARTED

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are
alongside the road and
Slowly the driver gets out of the car. . . And you
know how you
Just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get
funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . He was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I
AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, then which one
are you?'

. . . And that's when the fight started