This might make me a six-year old, but...
...I couldn't stop rofling when I read this Curling definition from the Urban Dictionary:
A true embarrassment to human existence. A non-sport which involves some loser thrown a flat, cylindrical stone yelling non-sensical things at two even bigger losers, using their "specialized" brooms to... SWEEP THE FUCKING ICE.
Usually Canadians excel at curling and win all the championships because the rest of the world is sitting back and laughing at those canucks for even being associated with such a homoerotic activity.
Okay, back to me being a grown-up.
Gotta write now. Gonna write now.
Gonna get some coffee first.
A true embarrassment to human existence. A non-sport which involves some loser thrown a flat, cylindrical stone yelling non-sensical things at two even bigger losers, using their "specialized" brooms to... SWEEP THE FUCKING ICE.
Usually Canadians excel at curling and win all the championships because the rest of the world is sitting back and laughing at those canucks for even being associated with such a homoerotic activity.
Okay, back to me being a grown-up.
Gotta write now. Gonna write now.
Gonna get some coffee first.