I highly recommend the Vagina Monologues to anyone and everyone in the world.
It was fuckin hilarious.
I got pins that say "every vagina has a story" and "the vaginas are cumming"
At one point they had a woman talking about how she was a lawyer-turned-dominatrix and she knew all the different types of moans that women make. so she brought out another girl on stage and she did all the moans. there was a jewish moan, a machine gun moan, and a UCSB moan ("oh-oh-joe!-i mean josh!-oh") and it was SO FUNNY. then when they started the intro to the next piece she stayed up there and kept cutting them off with moaning.
And there was this angry black girl who was ranting about her vagina was angry because she had to shove dry balls of cotton up it when it really needed some romancing.
Anyway... everyone should see it.
Then we hiked over to IV in the pouring rain to go to a party that was dead, picked up drunken Marco, and got absolutely soaked. But then we decided to make the best of it and jumped in puddles and came back dripping. It was awesome.
There was lightning even.
haha yep thats my roomie with oranges down her shirt
How can I be depressed with all of this going on in my life?