In a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire

[miss_wonderly]

Arsebiscuits. My computer has chosen to take its own life rather than remain with me one second longer. While I can respect the courage it must have taken to make this decision, it leaves me rather inconveniently without email or internet access for the next week or so. If anyone needs to contact me, text is probably the best option.

In other news, it's my birthday tomorrow. Lift a slice of cake to me wherever you are.