Why yes, my cooking CAN kill you.
So, I tried to make gingerbread today and this is what happened:
I'd love to say that this is mocha coffee cake with chocolate icing. But it's not. It's cancer inducing stuff.
Oh look, it's an axe. (It was certainly hard enough to be one.)
And rather randomly, my dog. It tried to eat my gingerbread (bless his little soul) but I actually want it to live past this Christmas so I managed to RESIST ITS CUTENESS OMGZ.
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