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Oct 20, 2009 11:41

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Good with numbers, organized, hardworking, never satisfied with mediocrity, not mediocre, polished presentation, perfectionist, willing to do and give whatever it takes to get the job done. Don't even think of applying if you don't know what I mean when I say society. In return, you will get very high salary and excellent future ( Read more... )

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thebearjew October 20 2009, 01:14:32 UTC

Did someone say 'above average physical attractiveness'?

miss_waldorf October 20 2009, 01:30:07 UTC

That would be me, but I also implied 'literacy a must' somewhere in there.

thebearjew October 20 2009, 01:40:43 UTC

What, you think I can't read?

miss_waldorf October 20 2009, 04:53:30 UTC

I'm just saying, if you were implying your suitability for the position, you should at least give me what I asked for.

thebearjew October 20 2009, 04:55:18 UTC

Hey, above average physical attractiveness is what's most important here.

And me and my bat are pretty damn persuasive.

miss_waldorf October 20 2009, 05:02:51 UTC

I didn't say that.

Your name is?

thebearjew October 20 2009, 05:08:35 UTC

Hey, I'm good with people (or I bash 'em), outgoing (I'm a world traveler), good looking (obvious), likable (also obvious), resourceful (lived in a ditch for 3 years), know how to have a good time (especially when the Sox win), and I've 'persuaded' a few Nazis to hand out state secrets.

Donny motherfuckin' Donowitz.

miss_waldorf October 20 2009, 05:17:53 UTC

Nazi?

Well, Mr. Donowitz, while you seem extremely persuasive, I doubt you cater to the majority of the City. I don't want people coming to my events because they're scared of you bashing their heads in.

thebearjew October 20 2009, 05:22:53 UTC

Yeah, that's what I do. Kick the shit outta Nazis.

Oh, the other kind of persuasive. Damn.

miss_waldorf October 20 2009, 05:51:49 UTC

What year are you from again?

Do you still want the position?

thebearjew October 20 2009, 05:55:19 UTC

1944.

Well, I'm afraid I ain't too good at the 'talking' type of persuasion. We had another guy for that.

miss_waldorf October 20 2009, 05:56:20 UTC

I'm from 2009.

Tell me one thing you're good at then.

thebearjew October 20 2009, 06:27:06 UTC

Holy crap.

Surprise attacks, hair styling, baseball, overthrowing tyrannical governments.

miss_waldorf October 20 2009, 06:29:11 UTC

Hair styling?

thebearjew October 20 2009, 06:43:17 UTC

My dad owns a salon.

miss_waldorf October 22 2009, 07:24:48 UTC

Right. And you're his assistant?

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