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[miss_waldorf]

The toilet won't flush!

And who invented these repulsive clogs? I thought Brian Smith was the worst of them all but now I might be wrong. At least those UGGs were-- well-- Never mind, I'm not going to mistake lesser sins for virtues. But you're not winning, City, because Blair Waldorf would rather go barefoot than wear your fashion item of choice

Comments

[elevatorwarrior]

Sounds like you're having a real rough time of it, Blair. Be careful someone doesn't step on your toes.

(ooc: incidentally, nice juicy gossip on his last post with necrophilia, but wouldn't do it IC.)

[miss_waldorf]

Don't worry about me, I know how to take care of my toes.

[elevatorwarrior]

I bet you know how to take care of a lot of things.

[miss_waldorf]

Indeed I do. But why would you be interested?

[elevatorwarrior]

......

You're big on the fashion scene. I need a dress for Cissnei.

[miss_waldorf]

Aww, a present is it?

[elevatorwarrior]

You could say that.

[miss_waldorf]

I'm sure I have time for a little shopping trip with you.

[elevatorwarrior]

Eh..... shopping trip?

[miss_waldorf]

You were thinking of something else?

[elevatorwarrior]

I guess I could.

[miss_waldorf]

Good boy.

So what kind of dress are you thinking about?

[elevatorwarrior]

She's pretty short and tiny, so something that isn't going to drown her, I guess. Formal, really formal.

[miss_waldorf]

Color?

[elevatorwarrior]

That's a bit trickier. She's got red hair, so maybe white or black.

[miss_waldorf]

Or green. What color are her eyes?