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[miss_waldorf]

Seriously? I don't care if you're Queen A to Z in your school; you are not me.

Being born in New York doesn't make you Blair, being born rich doesn't make you me, even being born in the Upper East Side doesn't make you anything even resembling me. So just deal with it and stop trying to rob my headband collection!

God!

And BlairLover7558? If

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yes, he is BlairLover7558

[factosintolrant]

Why not? I'm born in New York, I'm fabulously rich, AND I have a gun too! Far as I can tell, I have all the qualifications.

YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU

[miss_waldorf]

...Oh my god.

If I see you anywhere near me, you're dead.

STEPHEN LOVES YOU A LITTLE TOO MUCH <3

[factosintolrant]

So...I take it I can't borrow a headband?

LOLOLOL

[miss_waldorf]

No. Go roll over and die!

[factosintolrant]

YOU go roll over and die!

[miss_waldorf]

What!?

[factosintolrant]

You heard me! I'm the Queen Bitch in this town!

[miss_waldorf]

How unoriginal. You're stealing a title I made.

[factosintolrant]

You stole it first.

[miss_waldorf]

I made it. It can't be stolen if I made it, duh.

[factosintolrant]

Please. Everybody knows that I made it first.

[miss_waldorf]

You can't be a queen bitch with a face like that.

[factosintolrant]

My list of pending lawsuits and restraining orders says otherwise.

[miss_waldorf]

You don't have the wardrobe, either.

[factosintolrant]

Oh, but I will. Soon. Very soon.

[miss_waldorf]

Nothing looks good on that sort of figure.