crush/dream post
noel fielding and i worked at safeplace together
and it was halloween.
we were playing an office-wide hide and seek game
and we were basically all looking for each other.
i found out that noel fielding's sister was going into labor and about to have
her baby, so i looked for noel.
i found him outside, cramped inside of a cabinet.
i opened the door
and for some reason
we start kissing (?)
he stopped me though, and said
chris is my best friend don'l, we can't do this.
to which i reacted by trying to kiss him again.
then:
russell brand came running out dressed in a scream costume
ready to kill the both of us
we ran to my car and started driving around a less urban austin to try to find the hospital where noel's sister was giving birth.
on the car ride there i found that his sister's other son was actually noel's.
we stopped in a store and paris hilton (who's face i'm sure you are familiar with) was working there trying to sell special gum that made you lose weight
i got to the car, and noel had somehow learned that his sister had already given birth. he lost interest in seeing his new nephew or niece at this point, and asked if i'd take him to acc.
at acc we found a huge cage holding humongous fish in it, although the large catfish could get out. we made it sort of our job to get the catfish back in. it was digusting. much making out later, i woke up.
also, i would prefer to make out with russell brand.
but i would prefer to not cheat on chris, just to be honest.