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Would you rather go to a Mexican prison or be tortured by a South American drug lord?
Mexican prison
Would you rather run a mile or be dragged by a car for one mile?
run a mile
Would you rather know when your going to die or not know?
neither, too bad right?
Would you rather get eaten by a pack of sharks or eaten by a loin?
sharkiesss
Would you rather sit in a hospital waiting room for injury or take your chances on your own?
sit in a hospital
Would you rather eat live worms or eat mystery meat?
live worms yooom.
Would you rather listen to opera music or do herion?
heirlooms
Would you rather climb the rocky 300ft cliff or jump from an air plane?
airplane
Would you rather go to Florida or California?
i'm meant to live in california
Would you rather talk on the phone or talk on the net?
neither
Would you rather read a magazine or a newpaper?
newspaper
Have you ever looked at net porn?
lolz yea. stileproject hahaha
Have you ever been caught in a sexual act?
i've been caught making out.
Have you ever skip out on paying the bill at a resturant?
no
Have you ever lied to saved your own ass?
yea
Have you ever faked sick to stay home from school or work?
yea
Have you ever threw something at something you loved because you were mad at them:
no
In the last six months, did you lie to a love one?
no
In the last six months, did you fake an organism?
umm, what the fuck?
In the last six months, late on a bill even though you had the money to pay?
no
In the last six months, did you go to jail?
no
When was the last time you were drunk?
i don't know
When was the last time you could not remember what happened the night before?
never
Have you ever made out with the same sex?
no
When was the last time you had a smoke?
a couple nights ago
Would you rather die a hundred times or take this survey?
survey of course
In the last three days, did you steal something from the store?
no
In the last three days, do drugs?
no
In the last three days, taken a survey other than this one?
no
In the last three days, have you called your parents?
yea
In the last three days, talked to someone you graduated high school or college with?
no! hahaha
Recently have you killed a small animal with your car on purpose?
no, i wouldn't do that
Recently have you made a bake good for your neighbor?
chris is my neighbor right? or collin?
Recently realized that surveys are a waste of time?
no
Have you spent more money than you made in a pay period in one hour?
no
Have you taken someone out to dinner other than your kid(s) and paid for the meal?
other than my kids? hmmm...no.
Are you in love now?
yes
Ever broke up with someone because you did not like how their name sounded with yours if you were to get married?
no sirrreee.
Ever regifted a Christmas you got from the year before to give to someone for any holiday?
yea
Ever fart in an elevator full of other people?
heheee no
When was the last time you thought about someone who passed away?
today, a guy behind me looked just like my dad
When was the last time you ate a 16 oz whole bag of chips?
Never
When was the last time you ate a whole gallon of ice cream?
never
When was the last time you said "thank you!"?
today
When was the last time you visited your grandmother?
a very long time
When was the last time you acted like a kid again?
yesterday
When was the last time you made a prank call?
long time
When was the last time you went streaking?
never. chris is the one who streaks
When was the last time you thought about something funny and laughed for no reason?
today
In the last 10 mintues did you realized how pointless this was?
no
In the last 5 years hooked up with some one online?
noooo
In the last year had more then one girl/boyfriend?
no
In the last year have you threw up on someone?
no
In the last year have you got into a fight?
yea, but not a fist fight, just a you're dumb fight.
In the last year have you thought about killing yourself?
no
In the last year flew on an airplane?
haha no...weird
In the last year have you got a tattoo?
no
In the last year have you had to put an animal to rest?
no! fuck thet!
In the last year have you forgotten your own telephone #?
no
Have you ever seen the movie BrokeBack Mountain?
...actually no.
Have you ever seen the movie Passion of the Christ?
yea. gross!
Have you ever been you a concert?
hahahaha, why yes. i have been me a concert or two.
Have you ever been out of state?
yea
Have you ever wished bad thoughts about your boss?
no
Have you ever worked two jobs?
yea, three actually.
Have you ever spit in someone's face?
no
Have you ever hit your mom?
nowayy
Have you ever did damage to someone's property and not report it?
no
Have you ever had a 69?
that was kind of random
Have you ever had dinner with someone of a diffrent color?
yep
Have you ever feel asleep on the phone?
haha, yes
Did you lie on any of these questionson this survey?
no
Where you drunk when you took this survey?
no
How many hours a day are you online?
i dunno.
Do you ever add the words "in bed" at the end of your fortune cookies?
always :) how about this one!?!
"if you think no one cares if you are alive, try missing a few car payments...in bed!!!!"
MWOOOHAHAHAH, man hilarious!
or "don't kiss an elephant on the lips today...in bed!"
or "someone can read your mind...in bed!"
i promise those are real fortunes. i have them,