I almost can't believe this is going to be a real TV show. I keep thinking it's either a really late or really early April Fools joke.
NFL to launch animated children's series on Nickelodeon "The series, "Rush Zone: Guardians of the Core," will follow 10-year-old character Ishmael as he attempts to save humanity when he learns the 32 NFL stadiums hold a benevolent life force that is under attack."
*dies giggling*
But I'll totally watch because my Eli is going to provide a voice. And I'm pathetic that way.