Possibly better off dead
Went to the movies with Joy and Kristen last night.
When we got back to base we met up with some of the guys in our class.
And I learned a very important lesson.
GOLDSCHLAGER IS NOT YOUR FRIEND. IT IS ESPECIALLY NOT MINE.
There was clinging to the toilet bowl. There was falling asleep in my clothes. And there was a horrible headache the next morning that lead to the horrible 2 block walk in the super bright sunshine to buy aspirin.
The only good thing to come of it is that I did learn that my geeky brain still works while intoxicated. Kevin kept quizzing me on comic book related topics and I was able to answer all of his questions. I gave him a complete rundown on what's going on with Spider-Man 4. He was very impressed. But then he was pretty drunk as well so I'm sure it's all relative.
When we got back to base we met up with some of the guys in our class.
And I learned a very important lesson.
GOLDSCHLAGER IS NOT YOUR FRIEND. IT IS ESPECIALLY NOT MINE.
There was clinging to the toilet bowl. There was falling asleep in my clothes. And there was a horrible headache the next morning that lead to the horrible 2 block walk in the super bright sunshine to buy aspirin.
The only good thing to come of it is that I did learn that my geeky brain still works while intoxicated. Kevin kept quizzing me on comic book related topics and I was able to answer all of his questions. I gave him a complete rundown on what's going on with Spider-Man 4. He was very impressed. But then he was pretty drunk as well so I'm sure it's all relative.