you naughty!
by limitedbythesky
miss_teeq's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 24% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 07:48:20 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 10:46:44 PM
Alco Money! : $ 304
Guests of Honour
lnbs is a crestfallen Hindu and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. lnbs drank 13 Hot Toddys.
unvollendete80 is an insane Fundementalist Christian and a usual visitor to the A&E department on a Saturday night. unvollendete80 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
feela is a neurotic Wiccan. feela drank 3 Champagnes, 1 Pulque, 1 Stout.
witchdocter is a morose Hindu and a newbie boozer. witchdocter drank 8 Sambuccas, 1 Pulque.
millabelle is a detestable Fundementalist Christian. millabelle decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
rosanna_kai is a sprightly Hindu. rosanna_kai drank 14 Sambuccas, 3 Pernods.
miss_teeq is a dismayed Liberal Christian. miss_teeq drank 2 Absinthes.
kratarknathrak is a dejected Atheist. kratarknathrak drank 19 Rums.
wreckdoll is an easy-going Taoist and a newbie boozer. wreckdoll drank 1 Aligator Bite.
Sick!
5 people thought it would be a wise idea to donate their stomach contents to miss_teeq's kitchen floor!
Fights
feela and unvollendete80 spent most of the night wrestling with each other over the Twister mat. Early reports seem to indicate that they were not...I repeat NOT fucking
'Here's a good one, 'Did you know there's an atheists.....' started millabelle before being rudely interrupted by kratarknathrak 'Aye, millabelle! Isn't that Jesus peering through the window there?' and whilst kratarknathrak looked around millabelle, kratarknathrak canned the limp wristed God botherer around the head with a pan!
Lovers
No one would have predicted it at the start of the evening but it seems like miss_teeq has found an eternal soulmate in witchdocter. Oh the romance!
The Drunkest
Oh rosanna_kai! You make Alex Higgins look dry! You sultry fellow thou!
Random Events
unvollendete80 broke into lnbs's fathers car when they were but a nipper, driving it at 100mph down the wrong side of a dual carriageway!
kratarknathrak declared their undieing love for unvollendete80 before proceeding to nibble their earlobes tenderly.
Happy New Year!
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