Golden Globe Highlights.

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 Ahhhh, I loves me a good awards show. Tonight consisted of lots of squealing whenever Colin Firth/Chris Colfer/Andrew Garfield/Amy Adams/Annette Benning/Helen Mirren appeared onscreen, yelling in outrage when King's Speech didn't win best picture, snarking at fashion choices, and mocking how creeptastic RDJ was. Here's a further list of my favorite moments.

1) CHRIS COLFER WON. I CRIED. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. I WANT TO SEND HIM A STUFFED ALPACA, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

2) Lea Michelle bawling during Chris’ acceptance speech.

3) Jane Lynch’s acceptance speech.

4) Helen Mirren, looking flawless as always.

5) Natalie Portman’s acceptance speech. What a classy lady.

6) RDJ being a mega-creep, just for the lolz.

7) Michael Douglas being a class act.

8) COLIN FREAKING FIRTH. I LOVE YOU. YOU ARE YOUR WIFE ARE ADORABLE. YOU ARE FITZWILLIAM FREAKING DARCY, AND KING GEORGE VI. DON’T EVER FORGET IT.

9) Annette Benning and Julianne Moore being adorable.

10) Andrew Garfield being absolutely precious and humble when Social Network won, and then hiding shyly in the back. I love him.

Oh, and Darren’s pink sunglasses, of course.

AND DID I MENTION I LOVE CHRIS COLFER TO PIECES?! Remember--
"Screw this, kids!"