This is super-crude, but......
I never knew there was such a thing as "peeing out of your butt/anal waterfall/rear downpour" yet as I described what was happening to me every 15 minutes all Tuesday night to my co-workers, they enlightened me. Now, I knew what "the runs" are, but pure liquid???? Coming out there???? I have never in my life been as sick I as I was, but on the plus side my insides have never been as clean as they are now.......