NAPLES CAN FUCKING DIE AND FUCKING BLOW ME AND DANYA AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE IT SUCKS ASSHOLE!

[miss_mogz]

I HATE NAPLES FLORIDA WITH EVERY OUNCE IN MY HUMONGOUS BODY! I WISH I HAD ALL THE KEROSENE IN THE WORLD SO I COULD SPREAD IT ALL OVER ATOMIC BOMBS AND BLOW THIS FUCKING HELL HOLE TO FUCKING PIECES AND LET ITS REMAINS GET EATEN BY SHARKS IN THE OCEAN! THE SECOND I TURN LEGAL ALL OF MY BAGS WILL BE PACKED AND I WILL LEAVE AND GO TO THE FARTHEST TOWN POSSIBLE AWAY AND WILL NEVER LOOK OR EVEN HAVE THE SLIGHTEST DOUBT IN MY MIND TO EVER RETURN! WHAT KIND OF IDIOTS COULD HONESTLY THINK A LIFE HERE COULD BE PLEASENT! DID ANYONE HONESTLY THING ANYONE COULD BE HAPPY HERE?! I REALLY DONT THINK SO! I WISH THE TERRORISTS WOULD HAVE BOMBED NAPLES INSTEAD OF NEW YORK I WOULD HAVE PRAISED THEM AND WELCOMED AND ACCEPTED THEM INTO OUR COUNTRY AND INTO MY FAMILY WITH LOVING ARMS--SO LOVING THAT NO LOVE COULD EVER EXCEED MY LOVINGNESS FOR THEM! I SHOULD SEND OUT A TELEGRAM TELLING THEM TO DO SO..PERHAPS THEY WILL RECIEVE MY ONE AND ONLY WISH AND HOPEFULLY THEY WILL BE WILLING TO DO SUCH! IF IT IS SAID IN STATISTICS THAT IN 2000 YEARS FLORDIA WILL BE FLOODED COMPLETELY AND WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH ONE CAN ONLY HOPE IT WILL HAPPEN SOONER RATHER THEN LATER..OR PREFERABLY WITHIN THE NEXT FEW DAYS!

THIS SPECIAL MESSEGE HAS BEEN CAREFULLY WRITTEN PROOFREAD AND REWRITIN BY NONE OTHER THAN THE WONDERUFUL AMAZING AND TALENTED HE HE MORGAN ELIZABETH YORK AND DANYA GERTRUDE ANGUS (INSIDE JOKE YOU FUCKERS) KALLA!