*sings song*
Get your hands off the girl,
Can't you see that she belongs to me?
And I don't appreciate this excess company.
Though I can't satisfy all the needs she has
And so she starts to wander...
Can you blame her?
Which reminds me..
DEAR MEGAN MC SLUTTY,
Previously known as the weird ugly whore that worked at FYE and slept with every guy she could..
You are TRAILER TRASH! Totally ugly and disgusting.. Sweetheart, its no secret that you cheat on your boyfriend who's away in college with anything you can get your dirty hands on. There are some things you still need to learn.. being a whore has some down sides.. like if you ever hit on my boyfriend again, I will take a bat to your face, and you will end up deep throating it like you do every other pole shaped object you come across.
"I always call you and you never call me back" Do you know why Gabe never calls you back? Because he thinks you are a hideous annoying WHORE.. He said so HIMSELF.. He thinks you're a worthless BITCH! =) "tee hee I love you gabe"
Bitch please, I know you just did that shit for attention. <3 I don't know why you would think you need to hit on a guy infront of his girlfriend. its not like we all can't smell the rotting guacamole and tuna, thats between your legs from a mile away... That's all the negative publicity you need darling.. Oh btw, how are your crabs doing? Been feeding them lately? I'm sure you don't have to.. they just feast on the little pus bubbles that have taken over your genitals.. Plural, because you look like a man, so who knows, you might have a dick tucked up between your legs somewhere in that jungle... =p
No wonder your boyfriend went to college so far away. he hates you, just like everyone else does..
Anyway darling.. No hard feelings.. I forgive you for attempting to hit on my boyfriend infront of me and make it seem like he's cheating on me.. Hah. Well after all, I AM the one getting an apt with him in about 5 months.. =) I am the one he loves more than anything.. Yah like he would EVER look at a slutty pig like you.. You crack me up..
Now when you cry in your little corner.. don't cut yourself without sterilizing the blade.. you might get... another... infection ^_~
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Goodnight all =)
Can't you see that she belongs to me?
And I don't appreciate this excess company.
Though I can't satisfy all the needs she has
And so she starts to wander...
Can you blame her?
Which reminds me..
DEAR MEGAN MC SLUTTY,
Previously known as the weird ugly whore that worked at FYE and slept with every guy she could..
You are TRAILER TRASH! Totally ugly and disgusting.. Sweetheart, its no secret that you cheat on your boyfriend who's away in college with anything you can get your dirty hands on. There are some things you still need to learn.. being a whore has some down sides.. like if you ever hit on my boyfriend again, I will take a bat to your face, and you will end up deep throating it like you do every other pole shaped object you come across.
"I always call you and you never call me back" Do you know why Gabe never calls you back? Because he thinks you are a hideous annoying WHORE.. He said so HIMSELF.. He thinks you're a worthless BITCH! =) "tee hee I love you gabe"
Bitch please, I know you just did that shit for attention. <3 I don't know why you would think you need to hit on a guy infront of his girlfriend. its not like we all can't smell the rotting guacamole and tuna, thats between your legs from a mile away... That's all the negative publicity you need darling.. Oh btw, how are your crabs doing? Been feeding them lately? I'm sure you don't have to.. they just feast on the little pus bubbles that have taken over your genitals.. Plural, because you look like a man, so who knows, you might have a dick tucked up between your legs somewhere in that jungle... =p
No wonder your boyfriend went to college so far away. he hates you, just like everyone else does..
Anyway darling.. No hard feelings.. I forgive you for attempting to hit on my boyfriend infront of me and make it seem like he's cheating on me.. Hah. Well after all, I AM the one getting an apt with him in about 5 months.. =) I am the one he loves more than anything.. Yah like he would EVER look at a slutty pig like you.. You crack me up..
Now when you cry in your little corner.. don't cut yourself without sterilizing the blade.. you might get... another... infection ^_~
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Goodnight all =)