“I never really thought I was smart enough to get depressed.”
Jason is depressed about Crystal, to be specific, and how she brushed him off last week. And how she had a fiancé. He also wonders if she were named after the champagne, because he reckons so. Below: “I bet you a hundred to one, her middle name’s ‘Meth.’”
It simply would not be an episode of True Blood without Tara’s chin wobbling. WE GET IT, TARA.