Title: Confessions (or what happens when your ex-dream girl and your gay roommate/boss finds out you might be gay too)
Author:
miss_mandy07Fandom: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Pairing: Harry/Perry and Harmony makes an appreance
Rating: This chapter is R
Summary: Harry confess to Harmony and Perry that he did in fact sleep with Chook Chutney
Disclaimer: I definitely do not own anything relating to this movie. Damn it. Poor college student here please don't sue me as I already have enough debt.
“So your first and only gay experience scarred you for life,” Perry mused aloud, thinking of Harry’s reaction to his surprise distraction kiss last Christmas in a whole new context.
“Probably, yeah.” Harry conceded.
“Well, that’s a shame, Harry, considering the way that guy at the club was looking at you last week.” Perry smirked.
That comment brought Harry out of his gloomy thoughts. “You are never going to let that go are you!” he said exasperatedly. “The guy offered to buy me one drink is all! Not like he waltzed up and invited me to a gang bang.”
Perry was still smirking, damn him.
“Not like I’m getting any other offers though, which is pretty sad now that I think about it. Only offer I’ve had in the past 6 months is a dude who looked like a young Mexican Shatner. Maybe I should’ve taken him up on that drink. I don’t think Harmony is gonna be talking to be for a loooong time.”
Perry’s smirk had disappeared now and he was looking over at Harry questioningly.
“You’d let take that guy take you home?! Trust me Chief when I tell you that your kissing needs some work before anyone, gay or straight takes you to their place.”
“Hey now!” Harry protested, “you just fucking grabbed me and start sucking face, and expect me to be concentrating on technique?! And besides, there was a lot going on that night with Harmony not being dead and maybe, oh yeah, a dead freakin body in my shower!”
“So you’re saying you could do better?” Perry slyly asked.
“ Yeah. Yeah I am.” Harry decided, glaring at Perry as if daring him to say otherwise.
“How about we put that theory of yours to the test?” Perry asked, suddenly moving from the expensive leather couch to the side of Harry’s chair. Harry gaped stupidly at Perry chest for a minute before letting his eyes travel up to meet the P.I.’s.
Harry’s tongue darted out to wet his lips before slowly standing up as well. “Well, um….okay. Only to prove I’m right.”
Perry said nothing, opting instead to grip the back of the smaller man’s head and draw him into a kiss before he could change his mind. It started out slow, both men exploring the shape of the other’s mouth, until Harry managed to slip in some tongue. The slow slick-slide made Harry’s insides shiver. Other parts of his body were becoming interested as well, but he ignored them for the moment.
Okay. Perry had to admit, the man wasn’t as bad as he had feared. But really, his plan had gone thru and that was that, he thought. He’d convinced Harry to kiss him once and (hopefully) gotten that urge out of his system. Now they could go back to just being partners.
Harry broke the kiss and Perry pulled back a little slower than he normally would.
Harry’s eyes were darker than normal and his lips red from the kiss. Still, he managed to sound mostly nonchalant, “So, did I pass your test, boss man?”
“Yeah,” Perry replied in a low voice, looking away and mentally killing and stuffing his fantasies of office sex into a deep dark box in the back of his mind. He looked up at Harry and managed to dig up a small grin. It was as fake as the plants in their apartment and hoped Harry was his usual unobservant self and didn’t notice.
Unfortunately, it was easier to read someone’s facial expressions when you are standing a foot in front of them after just kissing them.
Harry thought he had gotten to know Perry pretty well since moving in with him and Perry was definitely acting off. Well, stranger than usual if usual was frenching you partner in the living room after said partner had fessed up about his first and only gay experience.
And this kiss with Perry was better than the one by the dumpsters and well…maybe Harry still wasn’t quite as straight as he thought. He didn’t count Chook. One night he could barely remember didn’t make him like Harmony any less. But this kiss with Perry on the other hand… Before he could change his mind Harry grabbed Perry by the shoulders and smashed their lips together again. This kiss was shorter than the first when instead of pushing Harry against the wall to continue the fantasy taking shape in Harry’s head Perry’s hands were on his pushing them apart. He wasn’t saying anything, just staring at Harry inquisitively, breathe still a bit heavy.
Harry decided to offer some explanation before Perry started imposing time limits for him to explain again. “Well, Per…I….” Damn this was harder than he thought. How were you suppose to tell your boss/partner that you maybe weren’t as straight as he thought and that you liked kissing him and were totally maybe interested in more?
“Well?” Perry asking, looking more impatient and less hot and bothered.
Harry decided to just spit it out.
“I kinda enjoyed that kiss more that I thought I would,” he admitted, “and I was thinking you did too and maybe we could keep doing that..and maybe eventually more?”
That got Perry’s attention and the smirk re appeared. Really, Harry thought, he could give the Cheshire Cat a run for its money.
“So,” Perry said as he moved in closer, “you wouldn’t be opposed to me doing something like this?” And with that he slipped his thigh between Harry’s and Harry let out a hissed curse while mentally cursing his betraying body for the boner he was currently wielding. If he was completely honest with himself he’d been trying to ignore his dirtier thoughts towards his partner for a while, but listening to Perry fuck other guys thru the wall and jerking off had quickly became a regular thing for him. Fuck it, Chook didn’t work out but he was pretty sure Perry wouldn’t get him drunk, fuck him, and then kick him out.