Save the children!
A strange phenomenon is plaguing today's youth. I refer to it as "stupid twisty face-itis", or STF for short. STF can be easily diagnosed, but is proving to be difficult to treat. Symptoms include facial expressions of a puckered, twisted smirk and/or exposing one's teeth so as to give the impression that one might be growling. Both the smirky face and the growling face are often paired with either a peace sign (with one or both hands) or by the scrunching of the hair with one hand. We must put a stop to this epidemic at once! Please! If you or someone you know is suffering from this illness, get help. Find your closest non-lame friend or family member and ask them to wipe that ridiculous look off your face!
Peace, yo!
Peace, yo!