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i miss affection. i hate how you can go from too much to none.
this has never been my sole intention, and i have never claimed to have patents on such inventions
milly is swimming and cam has gone to work and jebs is at work and jay is still in melbourne and mothgirl doesnt want to be my friend.
i feel drunk even though i've only had like one plus some beer...maybe cos i've not eaten today and my head hurts.
but i ate noodles for dinner and they didnt taste like anything.
the fuckholes list of things to do today:
1. pick up porn from nextra
2. mazz in shower over porn
3. put remnants in jay's bed
4. go and eat kfc
5. wake lauren up
6. forget to take bins out
7. sexing
8. check out neighbours eg- milly, celica boy, spy on old man
9. bury mothgirl
10. listen to spin me right round (repeatedly)
11. buy dental dams
12. update journal
things to do yesterday
1. pick up porn from nextra
2. don't answer the phone
3. drop off cards to mom
4. spend big @ casino
5. don't cash in chips
6. don't throw away twisties
7. ignore doctors advice
8. (DRINK)
9. alcohol contains water
10. go quiet when milly gets home
11. listen out for splashing
12. make sure old man is staring @ you
SIGH MOTHERFUCKING SIGH.
XO
JEBBIE COMES HOME IN AN HOUR YAY
this has never been my sole intention, and i have never claimed to have patents on such inventions
milly is swimming and cam has gone to work and jebs is at work and jay is still in melbourne and mothgirl doesnt want to be my friend.
i feel drunk even though i've only had like one plus some beer...maybe cos i've not eaten today and my head hurts.
but i ate noodles for dinner and they didnt taste like anything.
the fuckholes list of things to do today:
1. pick up porn from nextra
2. mazz in shower over porn
3. put remnants in jay's bed
4. go and eat kfc
5. wake lauren up
6. forget to take bins out
7. sexing
8. check out neighbours eg- milly, celica boy, spy on old man
9. bury mothgirl
10. listen to spin me right round (repeatedly)
11. buy dental dams
12. update journal
things to do yesterday
1. pick up porn from nextra
2. don't answer the phone
3. drop off cards to mom
4. spend big @ casino
5. don't cash in chips
6. don't throw away twisties
7. ignore doctors advice
8. (DRINK)
9. alcohol contains water
10. go quiet when milly gets home
11. listen out for splashing
12. make sure old man is staring @ you
SIGH MOTHERFUCKING SIGH.
XO
JEBBIE COMES HOME IN AN HOUR YAY