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Hello kids. I am afraid I must write you of something more serious than spider problems. Although I am still searching for a product that will create the ultimate spider nuclear holocaust.
Turns out, my friend Fathead has contracted Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever from a tick. Approximately 800 people a year worldwide get this disease and it is a bit of a problem. It was misdiagnosed 3 times, he had to go to the hospital with a fever of 106, he threw up for weeks and turned jaundiced. Because it went undiagnosed for so long, he has possibly suffered permanent liver damage and could need a transplant. I have informed him that if he needs a transplant, and I am a match, he can have half of my liver. This is a standing offer for any of you that read my journal. If you ever need an organ, look me up.
Anyway, prayers would be appreciated, and I think the only appropriate prayer given the situation and the sick person goes a little something like this:
Dear God,
Please let Fathead recover from the Tick Bite Of Doom and be back to normal and drinking beer in no time. Please heal his liver to a state even better than it was before, and let Lacey's liver remain in her abdomen.
Sincerely,
(your name here)
thx
Turns out, my friend Fathead has contracted Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever from a tick. Approximately 800 people a year worldwide get this disease and it is a bit of a problem. It was misdiagnosed 3 times, he had to go to the hospital with a fever of 106, he threw up for weeks and turned jaundiced. Because it went undiagnosed for so long, he has possibly suffered permanent liver damage and could need a transplant. I have informed him that if he needs a transplant, and I am a match, he can have half of my liver. This is a standing offer for any of you that read my journal. If you ever need an organ, look me up.
Anyway, prayers would be appreciated, and I think the only appropriate prayer given the situation and the sick person goes a little something like this:
Dear God,
Please let Fathead recover from the Tick Bite Of Doom and be back to normal and drinking beer in no time. Please heal his liver to a state even better than it was before, and let Lacey's liver remain in her abdomen.
Sincerely,
(your name here)
thx