Jun 21, 2007 16:16
The following passage is a verbatim reproduction of a portion of the "Fine Watch Protection Plan" offered by the Zales Corporation. According to the brochure, this plan does not cover "...the elements or acts of God. (5) War, invasion or act of foreign enemy, hostilities,civil war,rebellion,riot, strike,labor disturbance,lockout or civil commotion." Uh...If any of the previously scenaria are taking place, are you really that concerned about your watch? Shouldn't you be more concerned with other things? I know that the company has to say all of this crap to cover their ass(ets), but I can't help but feel that this is a bit over-the-top. :-p
*P.S. On a totally unrelated note, I did a trial run of my wedding hairstyle today and it looks faboo, if I do say so myself. Seriously, my hair looks too good to be mine. After next week, every subsequent attempt to spruce myself up will be greeted with crestfallen faces and half-hearted choruses of "Oh...you look...nice."