ANTWERPEN .
Hellooo bunnies!
I'm back! Well actually for like 6 days now. But I was kinda busy and I wanted to update when my report was done. And thank god it is. First I had to type it in Dutch and later I had to translate it into English. Sorry for you guys who wants to read it.. It's really, really long. Haha. But I had so much to tell you! Also my english isn't that great. I'm sorry about that. I put a dutch version up, for the dutchies over here. I think that's a little easier to read.
I'm sooo fucking bored. I'm ripping my new Lama DVD. So that I can make some new music videos, but it takes sooo long and because of that my computer is slow. Really slow. Ugh, I hate that. Anyways. A few weeks ago I made some Lama music videos! & I know. I'm kinda late, but I thought I'd share them anyways! So I hope you like them, and I really hope you read my report. Otherwise I wrote it for nothing!
RUBEN NICOLAI - HERE, IN YOUR ARMS .
TIJL BECKAND - YOU'RE SO DAMN HOT
DE LAMA'S - HOW FAR WE'VE COME
ANTWERPEN
[ Download the dutch version here . ]
Who: Marjorie, Joke & Kim.
Where: Koningin Elisabethzaal at Antwerpen.
When: 17, 18 & 19th november 2007.
Why: Because we're crazy like that.
How: I took the train to Kappele and by car to Antwerpen.
How many times: This is gonna be the 8th time.
Players: Horace Cohen, Ruben van der Meer, Ruben Nicolai & Tijl Beckand.
Favourite player: All of them were brilliant.
Favourite song: Backstreet Boys - Everybody.
Favourite quote: 'At 5 AM the lords Nicolai, van der Meer and Beckand want a wake-up call. Whatever they say, keep screeming, crashing and calling!'.
Best dressed: Ruben Nicolai.
Thanks to: The NS who had a delay, an because of that I almost missed my train, the tattooshop who was busy all morning, Marjorie's dad who drove us to Antwerpen, all the guys who flirted with us, that guy from the Opera theatre who pointed us in the right direction, that crazy fucked up Belgium who suddenly was an hour behind, and offcourse De Lama's for an absolutly amazing show!
When again: Januari 25. & that's only 60 days away.
SATURDAY
It was really early when my alarm clock went off. A quarter past 5. Man, it should be prohibited. But hey, it was going to be an awesome weekend so it wasn't that bad. Quikly I took a shower. Well quikly? It was still really early, so offcourse it didn't go fast. After a shower I got dressed and ate something and I went to the train station. I had to walk because my brother already was at his job. 6:30 I left with my mobile phone as a radio to keep me company. Gerard Ekdom with his Freaknight show. In the meanwhile he got taken over by Het huis van de Heer. After 5 minutes I was already bored. My suitcase was to heavy, and offcourse it had some wheels under it but still.. It was heavy. After a while my hands got sore. Arounf 7 o'clock I arrived at the station. Totally exhausted. On my way my suitcase had rollen over like 88 times. A quater past 7 my train would leave so I had a while to got some rest. In the train I decited to stand because it was a dubble train and I didn't feel like lifting my suitcase up the stairs. And it was only a 15 minute traintrip. I listened to some music and then my favorite song came by. So as loud as possible I listened to it. I even song along, because there was nobody else in the train. When I arrived at Leiden Centraal I had to step over to another train. I already knew that it was at the other side so thank god I didn't have to walk that far. The train had a delay from 5 minutes. But I couldn't care less because I had a really big over step in Roosendaal. But the delay got longer and longer. Something was up with the train and they would try it to Rotterdam Centraal. When I arrived there the delay had gone up till 20 minutes and they would try it till Roosendaal. In the meanwhile I read my magazine and I listened to some music. The train had still some problems and for a second they shut the electricity down. 10 minutes later we were riding again, a little slower than normal. When we ride by Dordrecht I saw that the delay was 30 minutes! And at that moment I started to worry if I would be on time to take the over step in Roosendaal. Normally I don't mind missing a train, because the next train would come in a half hour. But in Roosendaal the train leaves for the hour. So that means that I'd have to wait an hour! Even at Roosendaal. I didn't like it already that I'd had to take an over step there, 'cause of what happend. When we arrived in Roosendaal I saw that is was 09:15 and in 2 minutes the other train would leave. So I started running and I dragged my suitcase behind me. Annoying 'cause I had to take the lift and that thing was slow! When I finally arrived at that perron I saw that the train was still there. So I speed walked to it, but the guy from the train probably heard that our train had a delay so he waited a while. In that train I talked to a old women. In the meanwhile I got some tekst messages from Marjorie that the tattooshop was busy all morning. That means; no tatto. Dude, that sucked! I hated it. We totally prepared ourselfs, but no. Too bad. But that means that we have another good reason to see eachother soon. She told me that when I ride by Kruiningen I had to call her, so that she would know when to ride to the train station. When I passed by Kruiningen Yerseke (or something) I didn't know if I show call her. But I did it anyway, and that was a good thing 'cause that was the one she meant. Marjorie had to laugh about how I pronounced it. After a little while I arrived in Kappelle and I got out of the train, but there was still no sign of Marjorie. I was just about to sit on my suitcase and then I saw her on her bike. We had to walk to her home, which isn't far but my hands were kinda screwed up from that morning. When we arrived at her house she still had to pack half her suitcase, loser! We went on the Inet for a little while and then we drove to Antwerpen. Marjorie's dad gave us a ride and around 11:30 we arrived at the motel. Great neighbourhood. A lot of orthodoxe jews. & they looked quite scary. They had long black coats, all black. The men had beards, all braid in and they had a black cap on. & it wasn't one or two. No, there were like thirty from those people and we didn't like that. When we got inside the motel there was a a little staircase so we had to lift our suitcase, which was heavy! & then at the reception we checked in. Because it was still early, our room wasn't finished yet, so we asked if they wanted to put away out suitcases so that we could go into the city. & that god they would do that. Yay. So we left our suitcase behind and Marjorie's dad went home. We walked towards the centrum, which was kinda far. Eventually we found it and we went shopping. After a while wegot hungry and we searched for a quit little place. But there wasn't any. Gosh it was so crowed, annoying. But we were hungry so we went inside and after a half hour we finally stood outside with our sandwitch. We ate it in front of a clown who entertained us. In the meanwhile we also invented some ideas for presents for De Lama's. Ruben Nicolai and Jeroen we knew right away. & after a while some ideas for Tijl and Patrick came up. But for Ruben van der Meer and Horace Cohen we didn't knew anything! We both had no idea what they liked and that made it even harder. After we walked 88 times through the city searching for presents, we finally got them. For Patrick we bought a beergame (he likes beer). For Horace we bought a flirt, date and dump game (he is the only one without a girlfriend). For Ruben van der Meer we bought a 30+ game (we seriously didn't know anything). For Tijl we bought a James Bond boek who was too expensive, but because he loves James, we decited to buy it. For Jeroen we bought a teddybeer and a tshirt for Salomon & for Ruben Nicolai we bought a teddybeer and a tshirt for Liv. I also bought something for myself. A pair of handshoes, really pink and they're soo adorable! With really heavy bags we went back to our motel. It was like 5:30, so it really was time to check in. But we wouldn't be us if we got lost. Marjorie, don't dare to day that we weren't, because we were. & yeah thanks to your direction feeling we found our way back, after walking 8 miles. But also thanks to my direction feeling (the only one from the weekend) I lead us to our motel. Back out the motel we checked in. Room 24. & seriously. our room was great! We directly jumped on our bed and dude. It was so comfortable. It was a real big thing that we didn't lay there till the next morning. Right away I started to unpack and Marjorie found that a little weird, because we were only staying for 2 days. But hey, I hate it when my clothes are in a suitcase so I put it all into our own walk-in closet. The bathroom was great, we had a bath and a shower and two wash-hand basins. We also had an tv which was really importnant and a balcony and well everything was just great. We layed on bed for a little while and around 7 o'clock we went to the city to get something to eat. Offcourse we went to Mc Donalds. Great thing is that they got diffrent things than in Holland, fun! Too bad the sandwitch was kinda raw. We stayed there for a little while and then went back to our motel. We watched dome tv. Paul de Leeuw, dude what a loser. Around 11:30 we both were exhausted, 'cause we were up so early so we decited to go to bed. We set our alarm clock on 10:00, so that we didn't miss the breakfast buffet.
SUNDAY
It was the day! It was the day! & Marjorie was zo exited (don't say you weren't!) that she woke up around 8 o'clock. I was sleeping, but then suddenly Marjorie hit me. Why was that? Because I was snorring just a little. & normally I never snore, but my nose was all full. Offcourse I hit her back and then I tryed to sleep again.. The only thing, I couldn't sleep anymore. So we decited to get out of bed and go downstais to get some breakfast. We changed our clothes but we didn't feel like wearing our shoes. So Marjorie went downstairs with her slippers on and I went with my pink pig slippers. & the thing; people stare at you. But seriously. Why would you get yourself totally ready when a half hour later you're gonna take a shower? We found it pretty funny, but when I was gonna get another sandwitch I took my pink pig slippers of and went on my pink-white striped socks. & even then you get stared at. When we were done we went back to our room and I took a shower. There was this tight in the bathroom and seriously it was like 100 degrees in there! The shower wasn't any good, one moment it was extremelt hot and a minute later it was too cold. Marjorie was watching tv and suddenly Horace was on tv with Villa Live and I knew he did a such thing. But dudes, he's soooo freakin' adorable! 'Here's Horrie and Willie!' that's what he said when it stared, and probably we're gonna call him that the rest of his life! The program was really fun! A childisch program, but Horace and Willie are really cool! Horrie is such a sweety, offcourse I knew that. But now it's official! I had to laugh really loud about how he shaves himself and about his first kiss. A total cutie! & because of that we got really exited about tonight. After we got ourselfs ready we went into the city, I really needed batteries. Most of the stores were closed, that kinda sucked but there were a few open. & we decited to look where the theatre was, so that we didn't had to get lost that evening. After 3 hours we still hadn't found it. So I asked a guy from the Opera theatre and he kinda explained it to us. We followed his instructions and we saw this huge building but it was this aqua-thing. But we didn't see a theatre. So we walked again, but it wasn't there eighter. So we walked back, and we saw this placard: Koningin Astridplein. & we knew that it was suppose to be here. But there wasn't any theatre expect for that aqua-thing (above there was also a motel). When you think about a theatre you expect a big building with pretty lights and stuff. Well, there wasn't any of that. We also saw this motel where we were suposse to sleep before we cancelled it & thank god we did that, because it looked horrible. & I knew it was only 3 steps from that motel and we'd be there. But nothing. We also saw this black van from a theatre and we knew it had to be here. But we didn't see it. Were we really that blind? In the meanwhile we decited to sit on the ground. A french dude hit on Marjorie! Haha. & at that moment we decited to count all the guys who hitted on us. By the end of that day there were 12. Then we decited to go over the fountains and suddenly Marjorie got a laughkick. I knew right away that she saw the theater, but I wanted to find it for myself. After 5 minutes I finally saw it. When we were sitting on the ground we sat right in front of it. & we still missed it. But seriously when you think of a theatre you expect a big building. Not something next to a supermarket and it even looks like one. After we got ourselfs together we went to check out some stores. Dude, Belgium have the most amazing magazines! Offcourse French ones too, but in it there all these awesome articles about series. Marjorie and I both bought one and then we exchanged some stuff. Everything from Jensen and Supernatural I gave to Marjorie and she gave me everything from Sophia Bush and Wentworth Miller. So that made us both very happy. I also bought new batteries, I had new ones but for one stupid reason they never work in my camera. Stupid. We also went to eat Ben & Jerry icecream. Gosh, divine! Then we got back to our motel and there we pack in our presents for De Lama's with stylish pink 'sinterklaas' package paper. Marjorie started with Jeroen's present, a t-shirt and teddybear. & she packed it in really nice while I messed up Ruben's. Gosh, I hate packing thing in with weird forms but it was the idea that counts. When I had to pack the games, I did good. They're square and easy to pack. But Marjorie couldn't... She's weird. So I had to finish it. Thank god she succeeded. I also brought some decorations with me. & Marjorie would bring the glue, butt offcourse she forgot. So we used tape. It didn't stick that good, but hey. When we finished packing we had another problem. How the hell were we going to get it to the theatre? I love big bags. Marjorie doesn't, but she didn't want to borrow a big bag from me. So that ment that I had to putt all the gifts in my bag and then she would take the ball. My bag couldn't even close, so full. We got ready for the show, because it was a quater past 5. When we were ready we went to the city to get something to eat. We didn't want to eat at Mc Donald's again so we walked into the city. There were all this people as living statues. Also a group of young people who only started moving if you'd give them any money. I gave them some and they even started clapping for me! Haha! Well, we still hadn't found a place to eat so we walked to the Mc Donalds. We both weren't that hungry. Weird. Even though we orded something and when we got to a table Marjorie heard the radio say: 'the news from 5 o'clock'. 5 o'clock? Heh? It was 6 o'clock! We looked on our mobile phones and yeah. It was 6 o'clock. Even Marjorie's camera said it was 6 o'clock. Weird. So I asked a guy behind us what time it was and he showed us that it was 5 o'clock. It wasn't that crazy that we weren't hungry. It was 5 o'clock. & the show started at 8! That means 3 hours to wait. We stayed a while in Mc Donalds, and we even saw an old guy falling at the role staircase. That was so scary, he was in alot of pain and an ambulance arrived. Marjorie found it pretty intresting and watched the whole damn thing. Me, I couldn't bring myself to watch. After a while we were getting pretty bored. & we decited to go outside, which we never had to do. Dude, cold. We walked to the theatre and now it really was 6 o'clock. Nobody was there, not even De Lama's. Marjorie called her brother to asked what time it was in Holland. & there it was 6 o'clock too. Really weird. I still don't get it. We bored the hell out of us. It was really cold so we walked into the train station. Dude, how big is that! Thank god it was a little warmer than outside. There we entertainted us with the role staircase. We also filmed ourselfs, and if you have a camera in your hand people start talking to you. Really fun! After 88 times up and down with the role staircase we took off. It was 6:30 now. Another half hour till Joke arrived. Outside we got bored and it still was very cold. I didn't wear a jacket and I wore 3 quart pants. It feeled like my legs were freezing off. Around 7 we went inside the station again and walked a little round and we got on the role staircase again. After that it was a quater past 7, and Joke would soon arrive. So we went on a diffrent role staircase who would lead to the right perron. Another 8 times up and down when a girl said 'hey!'. It was Joke! We said 'hai' and it was really sociable. We walked straight to the theatre, and it was nice warm inside! Thank god inside it looked a lot nicer then from the outside. We went to the bathrooms and there was a file from like a mile! In the foyler we talked a bit and when we heard a bell we went upstairs. Joke had a different seat then us. Ze ordered her ticket later but she sat third row! We sat also third row, only from the D block, witch was further away! But we still had great seats. We had eye hight so we didn't had to look up high which was good. My big fat bag full of presents started to annoy me and I was sitting next to a pretty old guy. He was from Belgium and I started to feel sorry for him that he sat next to me. After some music the lights dimed and the show started..
THE SHOW
Offcourse they came up with their notorious Backstreetboys dance. Marjorie and I screamed our lungs out. Marjorie battered against me: 'HORRIE! HORRIE!' and at that moment I noticed that Horace was the 4th Lama that evening. At one side I was pretty bummed because we had a great present for Jeroen and I've had Horace like 4 times with a tour. & Jeroen only once. Buy hey. Horace is a cutie and we were really exited! They did their dance great and I danced a little too. On my seat, don't worry! Again we screamed our longs out. That poor guy next to me is probably deaf now. After their dance they showed us that little movie. Brilliant, with Horrie. & that version is even better then Jeroen's. Even after 3 times it still is funny and I couldn't stop laughing. After that Patrick got announsed by Ruben Nicolai, and Patrick announsed the players. As always they started with...
DRAAIDEUR (TURNDOOR)
Explanation: There are 4 scenes. Each all of them has a stipulated subject. & De Lama's have to play those scenes. Patrick has a buzzer and then he can tell them which scene he wants to see.
Tijl & Ruben N had as job: Vets.
Ruben N & Horace had as hobby: Catching pigs.
Horace & Ruben M were: Tigers.
Ruben M & Tijl had as opening sense: Will it last long?
Ruben M and Tijl started the scene. Ruben M played a criminal but Tijl was really slow. 'Hurry up with those soccor cards! Last week you had two more boxes. Where are they now?'. Horace and Ruben N were next. Horace wanted to play the pig and he started making pig noises, but Ruben N gave it a whole other spin and suddenly Horace was a candidate in a tv program called 'catch a pig'. Horace told him that he was playing a pig and Ruben N noticed that. After that Horace en Ruben M were. In this scene Horace played a still a pig who got attact by Ruben M as Tiger. Tijl played in the scene with Ruben N a giraffe who lost his keys and that's why he called Ruben N (the vet). Tijl brought up 'catching a pig' and he talked about how the announcer the pig treated. When he didn't catch a pig the announcer kicked him. Patrick buzzed and called Ruben N and Horace's scene. But Horace was smart to say that he'd catched a pig! After a while Ruben N told him that he missed one and he kicked Horace. Poor Horace, he almost got throwen into the audience.
BETER NIET (BETTER NOT)
Explanation: De Lama's show you what you better not can do. Like better not on your grandma's brithday and stuff.
- Better not on a congress for the conservation of Belgium.
Ruben N: 'Those two languages, that doesn't fit on the placards'.
- Better not on the average motorway from Belgium.
Tijl: 'Ehm... Driving?'
Ruben M: 'We really have to do something about this bad motorway. Wait, I'll put a sign at it... Bad motorway'
Tijl: 'Grandma, take off your cogs, we're arriving in Belgium'.
- Better not when the bell is broken.
Horace: 'Dutroux open!'
Tijl: 'No, I forgot something. Oh and the key is in the inside. Belling. Oh, I'm not home'.
Ruben N: 'I had to knock because the bell is broken'.
Tijl: Hey, I'm standing in front of your house. Oh, you're on vacation'.
- Better not as Ruben Nicolai's bodyguard.
Horace: (kissing) 'Yeah, it's him. I know'.
ROETSCHBAAN (ROLLERCOASTER)
Explanation: Two of De Lama's play a scene through diffrent emotions or movie styles. Eveytime Patrick buzzer he says a diffrent emotion of style and De Lama's have to process it into their scene.
It was an rollercoaster through diffrent emotions. Patrick said a word and the audience had to yell an emotion with it. Totally horny, maybe depressive (Ruben N found that one really fun!) social hopeless, unexpected suspicious were a few of them. The two Ruben's played the scene and the location was Jap-Jum. Ruben N played a costumer at Jap-Jum and Ruben M played a masseuse and he spoke really poor dutch. Even unintelligible to Ruben N. When Patrick called the emotion: totally horny. Tijl interrupted the scene: 'It's me, prince Laurent. When I heard that they're gonna close this thing I came right away!' & offcourse they brought Prince Laurent up quit a few times this show..
SCENE MET DE ZOMER (SCENE WITH THE BUZZER)
Explanation: Two of De Lama's play a scene and everytime Patrick buzz they have to change the last sense.
Tijl & Horace had to play this scene. Tijl was a chickenpicker and Horace played a cowboy. Tijl have had enough of all the chickens and went on holiday to a cowboyranche. That's extually all I remembered from this scene. It was pretty fun because Horace had a really bad cowboy accent. I know that Ruben N interrupted the scene with: 'It's me Prince Laurent!'.
HET MOORDSPEL (MURDER GAME)
Explanation: One of De Lama's get 3 things he need to portray to the other, without any speaking. The other portray it to the other, and the last one have to guess it.
Like I told you before, I would stand up and try to play with them. But I didn't do it. & why's that? There were too much acquaintances. Who would have thought that, all the way in Antwerpen. LOL.
The murderer was: Prins Laurent.
The murdlocation was: The birdmarket.
The murdweapen was: A gnome Plop movie.
Ruben N had to portray it to Horace, but he didn't want to because he was listening to a great song. Ruben N portrayed Prince Laurent so funny and Horace had it right away. With the birdmarket it took a while, but after a few minutes he had it too and the gnome Plop movie he had it in a minute. Horace had to portray it to Ruben M. Offcourse he had Prince Laurent right away. Only Horace portrayed the birdmarket a little diffrent then Ruben N did and because of that Ruben M didn't get it. De gnome Plop movie he knew. Ruben M had to portray it to a girl from the audience, Cindy, who did a great jon! Ruben M portrayed Prince Laurent very extended and with the birdmarket he did a parrot. Cindy portrayed it to Tijl and it was really fun how he did Prince Laurent. The other stuff came over too. Too bad the gnome Plop movie took a little to long, so we didn't broke a record. 15 seconds above the record. But Tijl guessed all three good!! & that doesn't happen often!
PAUSE
Dude, that was fast. Or it looked because we had a blast. In the pause we went to got some drinks. We met Joke again and I gave her the DVD that I ordered for her! Joke told me that she heard me scream when they did their dance in the beginning! Haha & seriously there was a big space between us! After a little while the bell went off again, and that ment that the show almost started so we went to our seats. After a few songs Patrick got announced by Ruben M and after that Patrick called the guys on stage and they started with a new game...
DE VERJAARDAG (THE BIRTHDAY)
Explanation: One of De Lama's celebrates his birthday. The other three are guests and he have to guess who they are.
It was Horace's brithday.
Ruben M was: Urbanus with a grown in toe nail.
Tijl was: a rubber plate. According to Patrick: 'that's skilful when you go camping, you can fold it up and put it in the cupboard'.
Ruben N was: a guy with tingling and who sweats a lot.
Ruben M was really funny and he had a hard time walking and Horace didn't understand why. Tijl came in with the sense: 'Heeey! What's that infront of your head?' That was funny. Horace knew what he was but when Tijl did some bendy things he was confused. In the meanwhile Ruben N was busy putting water on his face and under his arms. & when he came by he hugged Horace! Haha. At the end Ruben M lifted Tijl with the question if somebody wanted some cheese! After some hints Horace guessed all three good!
VERBODEN TE LACHEN (PROHIBITED TO LAUGH)
Explanation: The title says it already, you can't laugh.
Like always I don't now nothing from this game. But it was really funny. Most of the scene played at Studio Brussel, and like all night long they made some great jokes about Belgium.
SUPERDUBBING (SUPERDUBBING)
Explanation: Two Lama's play a scene. One of them takes over all the voices and the other goes behind Patrick's desk and makes some sounds impacts.
They changed the game a little bit. Horace and Ruben M played a scene. Tijl was the one who had to take care off all the voices and Ruben N went behind Patrick's desk and could make all the sound impacts. Horace played a gnome and Tijl tried to let him take off his shirt. But Horace didn't want to. So Tijl told Ruben M to throw a glass of water into Horace's face. & offcourse he did that and Horace was wet, but still didn't take of his shirt.
SOLLICITATIE ACHTERUIT (SOLLICITATION BEHIND)
Explanation: Two Lama's play this game. One of them is a job interviewer and the other one applies. The only thing is they have to start from behind.
Tijl and Ruben M played this scene and Tijl was the one who applied for the job trainconducteur. Right away Tijl had to check all the train tickets (really fast) at the first row of the theatre. & that was really funny, with the first three he spoke to them normally and after then he runned to the end of the first row to wish that guy a 'great trip'. As always Tijl came up with a stupid thing for Ruben M. He had to make ten head roles and put his own sock in his mouth because he was so happy. We counted the head roles with him but he only did nine. He was probably to dizzy to count. Ruben M found it funny if Tijl did a little tapdance, and as always Tijl did it as the best! After that Tijl really wanted to piss Horace off by letting him to get some coffee to them. & Ruben M was so mad that he thowed him on the ground and kicked him and thow another glass of water on him. Poor guy was so wet and he was angry! At the end of the scene he came back with a fireblusser. Too bad Patrick buzzed that scene was done.
IK WIL GRAAG ZIEN (I WANNA SEE)
Explanation: De Lama's show you everything you want to see. Like Michael Jackson in a kindergarden.
- I wanna see a new song for Belgium.
- I wanna see what happens in the dressingroom from Sinterklaas.
Ruben N: 'He bundle negro! That isn't clean yet. I can't see myself in it!'
- I wanna see why the formatie from the new government from Belgium takes so long.
Ruben M: (plays two roles) 'Yes!' 'No!' 'Yes!' 'No!' 'Lalalalala, I can't hear you!'.
Ruben M: (sleeping) 'Oh, it's 5 o'clock? Well guys, I'm off!'.
- I wanna see the revenge of Horace
Horace walked to the bar where a glass of water stood, but because he wanted to get it so fast it fall off. Horace got angry and started to throw the water bottles on stage! Ruben M walked to the bar and sat under it: 'Yeah it drips on me!'.
Tijl: 'I want to order 10.000 pizza's for...'
Ruben N: (holds his hand above his head for the reception and jumps) 'PING'.
Tijl: 'Horace, are you coming to our room? No? Ahw, too bad. Guys, Horace doesn't want to do a erotic dance for us'.
Horace: 'At 5 AM the lords Nicolai, van der Meer and Beckand want a wake-up call. Whatever they say, keep screeming, crashing and calling!'.
Tijl: (holds his hand above his head for the reception) 'Sir, sir! I'm here, sire... Do you have a box for me? So I can speak to you a little better'.
THE END
And after that it was time to tape the new ending. No You'll never walk alone. That sucked but I was kinda curious about the new ending. If it was funnier then when you saw it on youtube. & it was. But I still miss You'll never walk alone, that feeling, that end. It was sooo great and well.. It was just a perfect end. But no, Tijl came up with a new fucked up idea. Tijl gave a little speech about how it was going to work, Ruben M would tape it and put it on youtube so we could tell all our friends what a crazy show it was. Ruben N and Horace walked into the audience to give the people a few blankets with a text message 'Ruben Nicolai call me!' & 'Lama's 4-ever!'. Tijl also told us that they need them back, because some people in other shows seriosuly tried to steal them. Tijl and Ruben M throw some rozes and underwear into the audience that we could throw on stage when Ruben M started filming. Ruben M got his camera and filmed the whole thing. & a girl from the audience came onstage with a wheelchair and she suddenly could walk again. That was all an act offcourse, and that was it. They got backstage and filmed a piece about how they never saw this before and stuff. You can watch the movie here:
AFTERWARDS
We went back to the foyler. & I totally lost my direction feeling, because the coat racks were changed. Joke came to us and she really wanted some buttons so we searched for where they sold that. & what a coincidence that girl from the moordspel (murder game) was selling the merchandises. We found that pretty weird. Joke bought some stuff and in the meanwhile a women gave me two order tickets for a drink because she was going to leave. So I went to get something to drink. Suddenly we saw a group of people and camera's at the coat racks. What proved to be? De Lama's were standing there. Who had ever thought that they would come to the foyler? Well I don't. Maybe because it was Antwerpen and they wanted to make the Belgium fans happy. It was soooo crowdy that we decited not to go over there but watching it from a distance. Really funny to see how De Lama's were assualted and Patrick just walked around. We decited to wait till it would get a little quieter and then gave them their presents, because we didn't want to give it while there were 100rd of fans around them. It was quite funny to see. At a sudden moment Tijl was standing really close to us with his back to us. Marjorie had a nice view on his perfect trained ass. The people of the theatre asked Ruben N if he could move so that they could move some stuff. So suddenly Ruben N runned by us and he stood still close to us, followed by lots of fans. So entertaining. After 20 minutes it got a little quieter and we decited to join the fans. We alsready saw that Ruben M and Patrick went inside the theatre and Joke had to leave in a half hour and she wanted a photo with them. But just when we planed to stand around Ruben N he got called back, they had to do something and well they took a lot of time for the fans. I liked that, so sweet! & that they still dare. I mean in Holland the hysterical is... Well not normal! They have to run through the kitchen because they have some stalkers. Or their shirts are going to piece drawn. But okay, they were gone so we decited to wait outside. We saw Patrick walking outside and later Horace too, so we followed them outside. Outside Patrick was already gone but Horace was busy setting his signature and stuff. He said that he really needed to change his wet pants, but he made some time for us when I said that we had a present for him! I got my bag and when he saw all the presents he said: 'Sinterklaas came early this year'. We gave him his present (flirt, date and dump game) and when he opened it... Well his face was too cute: 'Do I really need this?' Noooo! Offcourse not Horrie! He gave us a kiss <3 and run towards the motel, because he was still wet from the show. Offcourse he changed his shirt but apparently his pants were wet too. In the meanwhile Ruben M got away too, and when we noticed him he was halfway the street. At that moment Ruben N and Tijl stepped outside. They were talking to their tourmanager and later they walked behind the van to get away. I knew Marjorie wouldn't say anything, and I wasn't sure if Joke would. But I didn't let them get away without any presents. So I yelled: 'RUBEN! TIJL! We've got something for you'. They walked to us and Marjorie got Tijl's present and I got Ruben's. I said something like: 'owh this one is for the other Ruben'. So Ruben said: 'There he is, go after him!' but I didn't feel like it, he probably wants to go to the motel and not bothered by me. Ruben: 'Shall I give it to him?' Well okay then. So I gave him Ruben M's present. 'Owh and one for Patrick. & this one is for Jeroen!'. Tijl saw the sizes of the presents and his was pretty small. But Marjorie told him he got the most expensive one. 'Good!' Tijl said! Haha. 'What is it? What is it?' and when he opend it 'Oh this is nice, this is perfect!'. Thank god he liked it (James Bond book) and he immediately started to thumb in it! He gave us 3 kisses. In the meanwhile Ruben gave the presents for the other Ruben, Patrick and Jeroen to the tourmanager and he opened his. I told his I packed it myself, and he said he could see that! Then when he opened it he saw the teddybeer. 'Aren't I a little too old for that?' he joked, but he didn't see the other present. 'There's something else too!' and when he looked again and folded the shirt open, he liked it! I told him that I'd hoped that Liv would fit in it and that I'd bought a bitter size then what she should have by now. Marjorie also had to tell him that I work with babies and that's the reason I knew her size! Hahaha. Ruben looked at the size and said: 'If she doesn't I muzzle her in it!'. That was quite funny! We asked for a photo and offcourse they didn't mind. I took off my coat and scrafs, because I didn't want to get my picture with my coat on. But offcourse it was even colder than before. When Marjorie got her picture with Tijl, Joke and me both made it. Only Tijl looked in the other camera, so when he asked if it was good I said: 'No! You looked wrong!'. Tijl: 'Ohyeah, I look wrong!' on a really funny tone. When I got my picture with Tijl he asked me if I wasn't cold. Well offcourse I was. That's why I look totally weird on those pictures, because it was freezing outside! I also got a picture with Ruben and his hands were full of presents! After the photos were done they took off to their motel and we brought Joke to the train station because her train would arrive soon. We said our goodbyes and we also walked to our motel. Very occasionally we walked by the motel where De Lama's were staying. But they were probably on their room. It kinda sucked, because we really thought about taking that motel too! Later we heard that they were staying there from saturday too! Too bad we didn't see them. Also suckish that we didn't went to NOXX saturday night. Because then we could spot a dancing Ruben N in suit! On our way to the motel we talked about how cute they were. Marjorie couldn't stop talking about Tijl and his reaction when he got his present. & I couldn't stop about how cute Ruben was. We both realized that Marjorie was totally focussing on Tijl and me on Ruben offcourse. When we arrived at our motel we got depressed. Tomorrow it's over, it went to fast. We watched a movie with Patrick Dempsey in it, but I couldn't care less about watching it. I was counting the days till our next show. & it only was 67 days till Den Haag, but it didn't improved our mood. Marjorie, the loser, was nagging about that she didn't have Tijl's signature on her bag. Dudeeee. You got 3 kisses from him and still not satisfied? Hahaha. I was frustrated and I packed my suitcase. After that I made myself ready for bed and then we fell asleep.
Update: I love Tijl. He's such a cutie. Offcourse we noticed it that night. But what did the sweety put on his website? Read: 'You guys are going to see us more. Thanks for all the great presents...
Ahwww! He thanks us worldwide on his website! Such a sweetheart!
MONDAY
Our last day. As always Marjorie was the first on who waked up. But this time she didn't hip me. My phone woke me up at 9. We stayed in bed for a little while and then finally got out. We changed and this time I decited to wear shoes because I didn't want to be stared at again. When we arrived at the buffet we were the only one there. We ate something and then got back to our room to pack our stuff. I didn't feel like showering again. So I decited to do that when I got back home. When we packed everything we went downstairs to check out. We asked them if they wanted to keep our suitcases with them so that we could go into the city. Offcourse they would and then we went shopping. Occasionally it was 11 o'clok and occasionally I knew that that was the time that De Lama's had to check out their motel. So we walked by their motel and for one minute I thought I saw Tijl. But the others weren't with him so I guess it wasn't him after all. After that we went shopping. I really needed a coat and a present for my brother. Too bad I didn't find both. There was too many black coats. & I like black, but just not with me. I'm more the green-ish and pink-ish girl. So no coat but that didn't stop me from buying other things. 4 cute things for my hair. 2 bra's. A cute sweatervest. 2 pink tops, some really cute pink earrings. & a pair of really soft socks with big heats on it. After a few hours my feet are started to hurt, those 3 days we walked sooo much and we decited to get back. At the motel I changed my shoes and then we got to the train station. It was kinda far so when we arrived at the station my hands were all sore. At the station we had not idea how to get a train ticket. It was 2:30 and 2:33 our train would leaf. So we didn't make it, we went to the reception and we got our tickets. Dude that was a big ticket. He didn't even fit in my wallet. We went to get something to eat and after that we took our train. When I wanted to step in a cute English guy helped me with my suitcase! I wanted to go sit next to Marjorie but my suitcase was too big for the pace path. So I decited to stand. In the meanwhile I send a text message to Marjorie who had a seat. I listend to some music and after 10 minutes I noticed that we were in a silence coupe and I immidiatly thought about Tijl. 'Better not to do in a silence coupe...'. So I send Marjorie a text message. 'We are sitting in the silence coupe, do what Tijl does!'. I saw that Marjorie was reading it and she had to laugh and me too. Those people thought that we were crazy or something! When we arrived in Roosendaal Marjorie had to get out, so we said our goodbyes. & i found a place where I could sit. The whole traintrip was good. I listened to the Coen & Sander show, but I didn't have a good reception, so that sucked. Before I knew it I was in Den Haag, there I made an overstep to a train that would bring me to Leiden. & there I stepped over to a train to Hillegom. When I arrived at Hillegom by brother was waiting for me, he took my suitcase and that was really sweet of him. When I got home my mother wasn't home, so as a crazy person I unpacked my suitcase so she didn't see how much I had taken with me. After that I took the best shower ever and than I got a text message from Marjorie, where I was. I went online and I cheacked everything. BNN forum, clubs and Livejournal. When I was finished with that it was 2 o'clock in the night so I decited to go to bed...
& AS PROMISED. A FEW PICTURES ..
Motel room I'm so messy . Presents for De Lama's . Presents & my Ruben wallet . Ruben & me . Tijl & me .
I'm back! Well actually for like 6 days now. But I was kinda busy and I wanted to update when my report was done. And thank god it is. First I had to type it in Dutch and later I had to translate it into English. Sorry for you guys who wants to read it.. It's really, really long. Haha. But I had so much to tell you! Also my english isn't that great. I'm sorry about that. I put a dutch version up, for the dutchies over here. I think that's a little easier to read.
I'm sooo fucking bored. I'm ripping my new Lama DVD. So that I can make some new music videos, but it takes sooo long and because of that my computer is slow. Really slow. Ugh, I hate that. Anyways. A few weeks ago I made some Lama music videos! & I know. I'm kinda late, but I thought I'd share them anyways! So I hope you like them, and I really hope you read my report. Otherwise I wrote it for nothing!
RUBEN NICOLAI - HERE, IN YOUR ARMS .
Click to viewTIJL BECKAND - YOU'RE SO DAMN HOT
DE LAMA'S - HOW FAR WE'VE COME
ANTWERPEN
[ Download the dutch version here . ]
Who: Marjorie, Joke & Kim.
Where: Koningin Elisabethzaal at Antwerpen.
When: 17, 18 & 19th november 2007.
Why: Because we're crazy like that.
How: I took the train to Kappele and by car to Antwerpen.
How many times: This is gonna be the 8th time.
Players: Horace Cohen, Ruben van der Meer, Ruben Nicolai & Tijl Beckand.
Favourite player: All of them were brilliant.
Favourite song: Backstreet Boys - Everybody.
Favourite quote: 'At 5 AM the lords Nicolai, van der Meer and Beckand want a wake-up call. Whatever they say, keep screeming, crashing and calling!'.
Best dressed: Ruben Nicolai.
Thanks to: The NS who had a delay, an because of that I almost missed my train, the tattooshop who was busy all morning, Marjorie's dad who drove us to Antwerpen, all the guys who flirted with us, that guy from the Opera theatre who pointed us in the right direction, that crazy fucked up Belgium who suddenly was an hour behind, and offcourse De Lama's for an absolutly amazing show!
When again: Januari 25. & that's only 60 days away.
SATURDAY
It was really early when my alarm clock went off. A quarter past 5. Man, it should be prohibited. But hey, it was going to be an awesome weekend so it wasn't that bad. Quikly I took a shower. Well quikly? It was still really early, so offcourse it didn't go fast. After a shower I got dressed and ate something and I went to the train station. I had to walk because my brother already was at his job. 6:30 I left with my mobile phone as a radio to keep me company. Gerard Ekdom with his Freaknight show. In the meanwhile he got taken over by Het huis van de Heer. After 5 minutes I was already bored. My suitcase was to heavy, and offcourse it had some wheels under it but still.. It was heavy. After a while my hands got sore. Arounf 7 o'clock I arrived at the station. Totally exhausted. On my way my suitcase had rollen over like 88 times. A quater past 7 my train would leave so I had a while to got some rest. In the train I decited to stand because it was a dubble train and I didn't feel like lifting my suitcase up the stairs. And it was only a 15 minute traintrip. I listened to some music and then my favorite song came by. So as loud as possible I listened to it. I even song along, because there was nobody else in the train. When I arrived at Leiden Centraal I had to step over to another train. I already knew that it was at the other side so thank god I didn't have to walk that far. The train had a delay from 5 minutes. But I couldn't care less because I had a really big over step in Roosendaal. But the delay got longer and longer. Something was up with the train and they would try it to Rotterdam Centraal. When I arrived there the delay had gone up till 20 minutes and they would try it till Roosendaal. In the meanwhile I read my magazine and I listened to some music. The train had still some problems and for a second they shut the electricity down. 10 minutes later we were riding again, a little slower than normal. When we ride by Dordrecht I saw that the delay was 30 minutes! And at that moment I started to worry if I would be on time to take the over step in Roosendaal. Normally I don't mind missing a train, because the next train would come in a half hour. But in Roosendaal the train leaves for the hour. So that means that I'd have to wait an hour! Even at Roosendaal. I didn't like it already that I'd had to take an over step there, 'cause of what happend. When we arrived in Roosendaal I saw that is was 09:15 and in 2 minutes the other train would leave. So I started running and I dragged my suitcase behind me. Annoying 'cause I had to take the lift and that thing was slow! When I finally arrived at that perron I saw that the train was still there. So I speed walked to it, but the guy from the train probably heard that our train had a delay so he waited a while. In that train I talked to a old women. In the meanwhile I got some tekst messages from Marjorie that the tattooshop was busy all morning. That means; no tatto. Dude, that sucked! I hated it. We totally prepared ourselfs, but no. Too bad. But that means that we have another good reason to see eachother soon. She told me that when I ride by Kruiningen I had to call her, so that she would know when to ride to the train station. When I passed by Kruiningen Yerseke (or something) I didn't know if I show call her. But I did it anyway, and that was a good thing 'cause that was the one she meant. Marjorie had to laugh about how I pronounced it. After a little while I arrived in Kappelle and I got out of the train, but there was still no sign of Marjorie. I was just about to sit on my suitcase and then I saw her on her bike. We had to walk to her home, which isn't far but my hands were kinda screwed up from that morning. When we arrived at her house she still had to pack half her suitcase, loser! We went on the Inet for a little while and then we drove to Antwerpen. Marjorie's dad gave us a ride and around 11:30 we arrived at the motel. Great neighbourhood. A lot of orthodoxe jews. & they looked quite scary. They had long black coats, all black. The men had beards, all braid in and they had a black cap on. & it wasn't one or two. No, there were like thirty from those people and we didn't like that. When we got inside the motel there was a a little staircase so we had to lift our suitcase, which was heavy! & then at the reception we checked in. Because it was still early, our room wasn't finished yet, so we asked if they wanted to put away out suitcases so that we could go into the city. & that god they would do that. Yay. So we left our suitcase behind and Marjorie's dad went home. We walked towards the centrum, which was kinda far. Eventually we found it and we went shopping. After a while wegot hungry and we searched for a quit little place. But there wasn't any. Gosh it was so crowed, annoying. But we were hungry so we went inside and after a half hour we finally stood outside with our sandwitch. We ate it in front of a clown who entertained us. In the meanwhile we also invented some ideas for presents for De Lama's. Ruben Nicolai and Jeroen we knew right away. & after a while some ideas for Tijl and Patrick came up. But for Ruben van der Meer and Horace Cohen we didn't knew anything! We both had no idea what they liked and that made it even harder. After we walked 88 times through the city searching for presents, we finally got them. For Patrick we bought a beergame (he likes beer). For Horace we bought a flirt, date and dump game (he is the only one without a girlfriend). For Ruben van der Meer we bought a 30+ game (we seriously didn't know anything). For Tijl we bought a James Bond boek who was too expensive, but because he loves James, we decited to buy it. For Jeroen we bought a teddybeer and a tshirt for Salomon & for Ruben Nicolai we bought a teddybeer and a tshirt for Liv. I also bought something for myself. A pair of handshoes, really pink and they're soo adorable! With really heavy bags we went back to our motel. It was like 5:30, so it really was time to check in. But we wouldn't be us if we got lost. Marjorie, don't dare to day that we weren't, because we were. & yeah thanks to your direction feeling we found our way back, after walking 8 miles. But also thanks to my direction feeling (the only one from the weekend) I lead us to our motel. Back out the motel we checked in. Room 24. & seriously. our room was great! We directly jumped on our bed and dude. It was so comfortable. It was a real big thing that we didn't lay there till the next morning. Right away I started to unpack and Marjorie found that a little weird, because we were only staying for 2 days. But hey, I hate it when my clothes are in a suitcase so I put it all into our own walk-in closet. The bathroom was great, we had a bath and a shower and two wash-hand basins. We also had an tv which was really importnant and a balcony and well everything was just great. We layed on bed for a little while and around 7 o'clock we went to the city to get something to eat. Offcourse we went to Mc Donalds. Great thing is that they got diffrent things than in Holland, fun! Too bad the sandwitch was kinda raw. We stayed there for a little while and then went back to our motel. We watched dome tv. Paul de Leeuw, dude what a loser. Around 11:30 we both were exhausted, 'cause we were up so early so we decited to go to bed. We set our alarm clock on 10:00, so that we didn't miss the breakfast buffet.
SUNDAY
It was the day! It was the day! & Marjorie was zo exited (don't say you weren't!) that she woke up around 8 o'clock. I was sleeping, but then suddenly Marjorie hit me. Why was that? Because I was snorring just a little. & normally I never snore, but my nose was all full. Offcourse I hit her back and then I tryed to sleep again.. The only thing, I couldn't sleep anymore. So we decited to get out of bed and go downstais to get some breakfast. We changed our clothes but we didn't feel like wearing our shoes. So Marjorie went downstairs with her slippers on and I went with my pink pig slippers. & the thing; people stare at you. But seriously. Why would you get yourself totally ready when a half hour later you're gonna take a shower? We found it pretty funny, but when I was gonna get another sandwitch I took my pink pig slippers of and went on my pink-white striped socks. & even then you get stared at. When we were done we went back to our room and I took a shower. There was this tight in the bathroom and seriously it was like 100 degrees in there! The shower wasn't any good, one moment it was extremelt hot and a minute later it was too cold. Marjorie was watching tv and suddenly Horace was on tv with Villa Live and I knew he did a such thing. But dudes, he's soooo freakin' adorable! 'Here's Horrie and Willie!' that's what he said when it stared, and probably we're gonna call him that the rest of his life! The program was really fun! A childisch program, but Horace and Willie are really cool! Horrie is such a sweety, offcourse I knew that. But now it's official! I had to laugh really loud about how he shaves himself and about his first kiss. A total cutie! & because of that we got really exited about tonight. After we got ourselfs ready we went into the city, I really needed batteries. Most of the stores were closed, that kinda sucked but there were a few open. & we decited to look where the theatre was, so that we didn't had to get lost that evening. After 3 hours we still hadn't found it. So I asked a guy from the Opera theatre and he kinda explained it to us. We followed his instructions and we saw this huge building but it was this aqua-thing. But we didn't see a theatre. So we walked again, but it wasn't there eighter. So we walked back, and we saw this placard: Koningin Astridplein. & we knew that it was suppose to be here. But there wasn't any theatre expect for that aqua-thing (above there was also a motel). When you think about a theatre you expect a big building with pretty lights and stuff. Well, there wasn't any of that. We also saw this motel where we were suposse to sleep before we cancelled it & thank god we did that, because it looked horrible. & I knew it was only 3 steps from that motel and we'd be there. But nothing. We also saw this black van from a theatre and we knew it had to be here. But we didn't see it. Were we really that blind? In the meanwhile we decited to sit on the ground. A french dude hit on Marjorie! Haha. & at that moment we decited to count all the guys who hitted on us. By the end of that day there were 12. Then we decited to go over the fountains and suddenly Marjorie got a laughkick. I knew right away that she saw the theater, but I wanted to find it for myself. After 5 minutes I finally saw it. When we were sitting on the ground we sat right in front of it. & we still missed it. But seriously when you think of a theatre you expect a big building. Not something next to a supermarket and it even looks like one. After we got ourselfs together we went to check out some stores. Dude, Belgium have the most amazing magazines! Offcourse French ones too, but in it there all these awesome articles about series. Marjorie and I both bought one and then we exchanged some stuff. Everything from Jensen and Supernatural I gave to Marjorie and she gave me everything from Sophia Bush and Wentworth Miller. So that made us both very happy. I also bought new batteries, I had new ones but for one stupid reason they never work in my camera. Stupid. We also went to eat Ben & Jerry icecream. Gosh, divine! Then we got back to our motel and there we pack in our presents for De Lama's with stylish pink 'sinterklaas' package paper. Marjorie started with Jeroen's present, a t-shirt and teddybear. & she packed it in really nice while I messed up Ruben's. Gosh, I hate packing thing in with weird forms but it was the idea that counts. When I had to pack the games, I did good. They're square and easy to pack. But Marjorie couldn't... She's weird. So I had to finish it. Thank god she succeeded. I also brought some decorations with me. & Marjorie would bring the glue, butt offcourse she forgot. So we used tape. It didn't stick that good, but hey. When we finished packing we had another problem. How the hell were we going to get it to the theatre? I love big bags. Marjorie doesn't, but she didn't want to borrow a big bag from me. So that ment that I had to putt all the gifts in my bag and then she would take the ball. My bag couldn't even close, so full. We got ready for the show, because it was a quater past 5. When we were ready we went to the city to get something to eat. We didn't want to eat at Mc Donald's again so we walked into the city. There were all this people as living statues. Also a group of young people who only started moving if you'd give them any money. I gave them some and they even started clapping for me! Haha! Well, we still hadn't found a place to eat so we walked to the Mc Donalds. We both weren't that hungry. Weird. Even though we orded something and when we got to a table Marjorie heard the radio say: 'the news from 5 o'clock'. 5 o'clock? Heh? It was 6 o'clock! We looked on our mobile phones and yeah. It was 6 o'clock. Even Marjorie's camera said it was 6 o'clock. Weird. So I asked a guy behind us what time it was and he showed us that it was 5 o'clock. It wasn't that crazy that we weren't hungry. It was 5 o'clock. & the show started at 8! That means 3 hours to wait. We stayed a while in Mc Donalds, and we even saw an old guy falling at the role staircase. That was so scary, he was in alot of pain and an ambulance arrived. Marjorie found it pretty intresting and watched the whole damn thing. Me, I couldn't bring myself to watch. After a while we were getting pretty bored. & we decited to go outside, which we never had to do. Dude, cold. We walked to the theatre and now it really was 6 o'clock. Nobody was there, not even De Lama's. Marjorie called her brother to asked what time it was in Holland. & there it was 6 o'clock too. Really weird. I still don't get it. We bored the hell out of us. It was really cold so we walked into the train station. Dude, how big is that! Thank god it was a little warmer than outside. There we entertainted us with the role staircase. We also filmed ourselfs, and if you have a camera in your hand people start talking to you. Really fun! After 88 times up and down with the role staircase we took off. It was 6:30 now. Another half hour till Joke arrived. Outside we got bored and it still was very cold. I didn't wear a jacket and I wore 3 quart pants. It feeled like my legs were freezing off. Around 7 we went inside the station again and walked a little round and we got on the role staircase again. After that it was a quater past 7, and Joke would soon arrive. So we went on a diffrent role staircase who would lead to the right perron. Another 8 times up and down when a girl said 'hey!'. It was Joke! We said 'hai' and it was really sociable. We walked straight to the theatre, and it was nice warm inside! Thank god inside it looked a lot nicer then from the outside. We went to the bathrooms and there was a file from like a mile! In the foyler we talked a bit and when we heard a bell we went upstairs. Joke had a different seat then us. Ze ordered her ticket later but she sat third row! We sat also third row, only from the D block, witch was further away! But we still had great seats. We had eye hight so we didn't had to look up high which was good. My big fat bag full of presents started to annoy me and I was sitting next to a pretty old guy. He was from Belgium and I started to feel sorry for him that he sat next to me. After some music the lights dimed and the show started..
THE SHOW
Offcourse they came up with their notorious Backstreetboys dance. Marjorie and I screamed our lungs out. Marjorie battered against me: 'HORRIE! HORRIE!' and at that moment I noticed that Horace was the 4th Lama that evening. At one side I was pretty bummed because we had a great present for Jeroen and I've had Horace like 4 times with a tour. & Jeroen only once. Buy hey. Horace is a cutie and we were really exited! They did their dance great and I danced a little too. On my seat, don't worry! Again we screamed our longs out. That poor guy next to me is probably deaf now. After their dance they showed us that little movie. Brilliant, with Horrie. & that version is even better then Jeroen's. Even after 3 times it still is funny and I couldn't stop laughing. After that Patrick got announsed by Ruben Nicolai, and Patrick announsed the players. As always they started with...
DRAAIDEUR (TURNDOOR)
Explanation: There are 4 scenes. Each all of them has a stipulated subject. & De Lama's have to play those scenes. Patrick has a buzzer and then he can tell them which scene he wants to see.
Tijl & Ruben N had as job: Vets.
Ruben N & Horace had as hobby: Catching pigs.
Horace & Ruben M were: Tigers.
Ruben M & Tijl had as opening sense: Will it last long?
Ruben M and Tijl started the scene. Ruben M played a criminal but Tijl was really slow. 'Hurry up with those soccor cards! Last week you had two more boxes. Where are they now?'. Horace and Ruben N were next. Horace wanted to play the pig and he started making pig noises, but Ruben N gave it a whole other spin and suddenly Horace was a candidate in a tv program called 'catch a pig'. Horace told him that he was playing a pig and Ruben N noticed that. After that Horace en Ruben M were. In this scene Horace played a still a pig who got attact by Ruben M as Tiger. Tijl played in the scene with Ruben N a giraffe who lost his keys and that's why he called Ruben N (the vet). Tijl brought up 'catching a pig' and he talked about how the announcer the pig treated. When he didn't catch a pig the announcer kicked him. Patrick buzzed and called Ruben N and Horace's scene. But Horace was smart to say that he'd catched a pig! After a while Ruben N told him that he missed one and he kicked Horace. Poor Horace, he almost got throwen into the audience.
BETER NIET (BETTER NOT)
Explanation: De Lama's show you what you better not can do. Like better not on your grandma's brithday and stuff.
- Better not on a congress for the conservation of Belgium.
Ruben N: 'Those two languages, that doesn't fit on the placards'.
- Better not on the average motorway from Belgium.
Tijl: 'Ehm... Driving?'
Ruben M: 'We really have to do something about this bad motorway. Wait, I'll put a sign at it... Bad motorway'
Tijl: 'Grandma, take off your cogs, we're arriving in Belgium'.
- Better not when the bell is broken.
Horace: 'Dutroux open!'
Tijl: 'No, I forgot something. Oh and the key is in the inside. Belling. Oh, I'm not home'.
Ruben N: 'I had to knock because the bell is broken'.
Tijl: Hey, I'm standing in front of your house. Oh, you're on vacation'.
- Better not as Ruben Nicolai's bodyguard.
Horace: (kissing) 'Yeah, it's him. I know'.
ROETSCHBAAN (ROLLERCOASTER)
Explanation: Two of De Lama's play a scene through diffrent emotions or movie styles. Eveytime Patrick buzzer he says a diffrent emotion of style and De Lama's have to process it into their scene.
It was an rollercoaster through diffrent emotions. Patrick said a word and the audience had to yell an emotion with it. Totally horny, maybe depressive (Ruben N found that one really fun!) social hopeless, unexpected suspicious were a few of them. The two Ruben's played the scene and the location was Jap-Jum. Ruben N played a costumer at Jap-Jum and Ruben M played a masseuse and he spoke really poor dutch. Even unintelligible to Ruben N. When Patrick called the emotion: totally horny. Tijl interrupted the scene: 'It's me, prince Laurent. When I heard that they're gonna close this thing I came right away!' & offcourse they brought Prince Laurent up quit a few times this show..
SCENE MET DE ZOMER (SCENE WITH THE BUZZER)
Explanation: Two of De Lama's play a scene and everytime Patrick buzz they have to change the last sense.
Tijl & Horace had to play this scene. Tijl was a chickenpicker and Horace played a cowboy. Tijl have had enough of all the chickens and went on holiday to a cowboyranche. That's extually all I remembered from this scene. It was pretty fun because Horace had a really bad cowboy accent. I know that Ruben N interrupted the scene with: 'It's me Prince Laurent!'.
HET MOORDSPEL (MURDER GAME)
Explanation: One of De Lama's get 3 things he need to portray to the other, without any speaking. The other portray it to the other, and the last one have to guess it.
Like I told you before, I would stand up and try to play with them. But I didn't do it. & why's that? There were too much acquaintances. Who would have thought that, all the way in Antwerpen. LOL.
The murderer was: Prins Laurent.
The murdlocation was: The birdmarket.
The murdweapen was: A gnome Plop movie.
Ruben N had to portray it to Horace, but he didn't want to because he was listening to a great song. Ruben N portrayed Prince Laurent so funny and Horace had it right away. With the birdmarket it took a while, but after a few minutes he had it too and the gnome Plop movie he had it in a minute. Horace had to portray it to Ruben M. Offcourse he had Prince Laurent right away. Only Horace portrayed the birdmarket a little diffrent then Ruben N did and because of that Ruben M didn't get it. De gnome Plop movie he knew. Ruben M had to portray it to a girl from the audience, Cindy, who did a great jon! Ruben M portrayed Prince Laurent very extended and with the birdmarket he did a parrot. Cindy portrayed it to Tijl and it was really fun how he did Prince Laurent. The other stuff came over too. Too bad the gnome Plop movie took a little to long, so we didn't broke a record. 15 seconds above the record. But Tijl guessed all three good!! & that doesn't happen often!
PAUSE
Dude, that was fast. Or it looked because we had a blast. In the pause we went to got some drinks. We met Joke again and I gave her the DVD that I ordered for her! Joke told me that she heard me scream when they did their dance in the beginning! Haha & seriously there was a big space between us! After a little while the bell went off again, and that ment that the show almost started so we went to our seats. After a few songs Patrick got announced by Ruben M and after that Patrick called the guys on stage and they started with a new game...
DE VERJAARDAG (THE BIRTHDAY)
Explanation: One of De Lama's celebrates his birthday. The other three are guests and he have to guess who they are.
It was Horace's brithday.
Ruben M was: Urbanus with a grown in toe nail.
Tijl was: a rubber plate. According to Patrick: 'that's skilful when you go camping, you can fold it up and put it in the cupboard'.
Ruben N was: a guy with tingling and who sweats a lot.
Ruben M was really funny and he had a hard time walking and Horace didn't understand why. Tijl came in with the sense: 'Heeey! What's that infront of your head?' That was funny. Horace knew what he was but when Tijl did some bendy things he was confused. In the meanwhile Ruben N was busy putting water on his face and under his arms. & when he came by he hugged Horace! Haha. At the end Ruben M lifted Tijl with the question if somebody wanted some cheese! After some hints Horace guessed all three good!
VERBODEN TE LACHEN (PROHIBITED TO LAUGH)
Explanation: The title says it already, you can't laugh.
Like always I don't now nothing from this game. But it was really funny. Most of the scene played at Studio Brussel, and like all night long they made some great jokes about Belgium.
SUPERDUBBING (SUPERDUBBING)
Explanation: Two Lama's play a scene. One of them takes over all the voices and the other goes behind Patrick's desk and makes some sounds impacts.
They changed the game a little bit. Horace and Ruben M played a scene. Tijl was the one who had to take care off all the voices and Ruben N went behind Patrick's desk and could make all the sound impacts. Horace played a gnome and Tijl tried to let him take off his shirt. But Horace didn't want to. So Tijl told Ruben M to throw a glass of water into Horace's face. & offcourse he did that and Horace was wet, but still didn't take of his shirt.
SOLLICITATIE ACHTERUIT (SOLLICITATION BEHIND)
Explanation: Two Lama's play this game. One of them is a job interviewer and the other one applies. The only thing is they have to start from behind.
Tijl and Ruben M played this scene and Tijl was the one who applied for the job trainconducteur. Right away Tijl had to check all the train tickets (really fast) at the first row of the theatre. & that was really funny, with the first three he spoke to them normally and after then he runned to the end of the first row to wish that guy a 'great trip'. As always Tijl came up with a stupid thing for Ruben M. He had to make ten head roles and put his own sock in his mouth because he was so happy. We counted the head roles with him but he only did nine. He was probably to dizzy to count. Ruben M found it funny if Tijl did a little tapdance, and as always Tijl did it as the best! After that Tijl really wanted to piss Horace off by letting him to get some coffee to them. & Ruben M was so mad that he thowed him on the ground and kicked him and thow another glass of water on him. Poor guy was so wet and he was angry! At the end of the scene he came back with a fireblusser. Too bad Patrick buzzed that scene was done.
IK WIL GRAAG ZIEN (I WANNA SEE)
Explanation: De Lama's show you everything you want to see. Like Michael Jackson in a kindergarden.
- I wanna see a new song for Belgium.
- I wanna see what happens in the dressingroom from Sinterklaas.
Ruben N: 'He bundle negro! That isn't clean yet. I can't see myself in it!'
- I wanna see why the formatie from the new government from Belgium takes so long.
Ruben M: (plays two roles) 'Yes!' 'No!' 'Yes!' 'No!' 'Lalalalala, I can't hear you!'.
Ruben M: (sleeping) 'Oh, it's 5 o'clock? Well guys, I'm off!'.
- I wanna see the revenge of Horace
Horace walked to the bar where a glass of water stood, but because he wanted to get it so fast it fall off. Horace got angry and started to throw the water bottles on stage! Ruben M walked to the bar and sat under it: 'Yeah it drips on me!'.
Tijl: 'I want to order 10.000 pizza's for...'
Ruben N: (holds his hand above his head for the reception and jumps) 'PING'.
Tijl: 'Horace, are you coming to our room? No? Ahw, too bad. Guys, Horace doesn't want to do a erotic dance for us'.
Horace: 'At 5 AM the lords Nicolai, van der Meer and Beckand want a wake-up call. Whatever they say, keep screeming, crashing and calling!'.
Tijl: (holds his hand above his head for the reception) 'Sir, sir! I'm here, sire... Do you have a box for me? So I can speak to you a little better'.
THE END
And after that it was time to tape the new ending. No You'll never walk alone. That sucked but I was kinda curious about the new ending. If it was funnier then when you saw it on youtube. & it was. But I still miss You'll never walk alone, that feeling, that end. It was sooo great and well.. It was just a perfect end. But no, Tijl came up with a new fucked up idea. Tijl gave a little speech about how it was going to work, Ruben M would tape it and put it on youtube so we could tell all our friends what a crazy show it was. Ruben N and Horace walked into the audience to give the people a few blankets with a text message 'Ruben Nicolai call me!' & 'Lama's 4-ever!'. Tijl also told us that they need them back, because some people in other shows seriosuly tried to steal them. Tijl and Ruben M throw some rozes and underwear into the audience that we could throw on stage when Ruben M started filming. Ruben M got his camera and filmed the whole thing. & a girl from the audience came onstage with a wheelchair and she suddenly could walk again. That was all an act offcourse, and that was it. They got backstage and filmed a piece about how they never saw this before and stuff. You can watch the movie here:
AFTERWARDS
We went back to the foyler. & I totally lost my direction feeling, because the coat racks were changed. Joke came to us and she really wanted some buttons so we searched for where they sold that. & what a coincidence that girl from the moordspel (murder game) was selling the merchandises. We found that pretty weird. Joke bought some stuff and in the meanwhile a women gave me two order tickets for a drink because she was going to leave. So I went to get something to drink. Suddenly we saw a group of people and camera's at the coat racks. What proved to be? De Lama's were standing there. Who had ever thought that they would come to the foyler? Well I don't. Maybe because it was Antwerpen and they wanted to make the Belgium fans happy. It was soooo crowdy that we decited not to go over there but watching it from a distance. Really funny to see how De Lama's were assualted and Patrick just walked around. We decited to wait till it would get a little quieter and then gave them their presents, because we didn't want to give it while there were 100rd of fans around them. It was quite funny to see. At a sudden moment Tijl was standing really close to us with his back to us. Marjorie had a nice view on his perfect trained ass. The people of the theatre asked Ruben N if he could move so that they could move some stuff. So suddenly Ruben N runned by us and he stood still close to us, followed by lots of fans. So entertaining. After 20 minutes it got a little quieter and we decited to join the fans. We alsready saw that Ruben M and Patrick went inside the theatre and Joke had to leave in a half hour and she wanted a photo with them. But just when we planed to stand around Ruben N he got called back, they had to do something and well they took a lot of time for the fans. I liked that, so sweet! & that they still dare. I mean in Holland the hysterical is... Well not normal! They have to run through the kitchen because they have some stalkers. Or their shirts are going to piece drawn. But okay, they were gone so we decited to wait outside. We saw Patrick walking outside and later Horace too, so we followed them outside. Outside Patrick was already gone but Horace was busy setting his signature and stuff. He said that he really needed to change his wet pants, but he made some time for us when I said that we had a present for him! I got my bag and when he saw all the presents he said: 'Sinterklaas came early this year'. We gave him his present (flirt, date and dump game) and when he opened it... Well his face was too cute: 'Do I really need this?' Noooo! Offcourse not Horrie! He gave us a kiss <3 and run towards the motel, because he was still wet from the show. Offcourse he changed his shirt but apparently his pants were wet too. In the meanwhile Ruben M got away too, and when we noticed him he was halfway the street. At that moment Ruben N and Tijl stepped outside. They were talking to their tourmanager and later they walked behind the van to get away. I knew Marjorie wouldn't say anything, and I wasn't sure if Joke would. But I didn't let them get away without any presents. So I yelled: 'RUBEN! TIJL! We've got something for you'. They walked to us and Marjorie got Tijl's present and I got Ruben's. I said something like: 'owh this one is for the other Ruben'. So Ruben said: 'There he is, go after him!' but I didn't feel like it, he probably wants to go to the motel and not bothered by me. Ruben: 'Shall I give it to him?' Well okay then. So I gave him Ruben M's present. 'Owh and one for Patrick. & this one is for Jeroen!'. Tijl saw the sizes of the presents and his was pretty small. But Marjorie told him he got the most expensive one. 'Good!' Tijl said! Haha. 'What is it? What is it?' and when he opend it 'Oh this is nice, this is perfect!'. Thank god he liked it (James Bond book) and he immediately started to thumb in it! He gave us 3 kisses. In the meanwhile Ruben gave the presents for the other Ruben, Patrick and Jeroen to the tourmanager and he opened his. I told his I packed it myself, and he said he could see that! Then when he opened it he saw the teddybeer. 'Aren't I a little too old for that?' he joked, but he didn't see the other present. 'There's something else too!' and when he looked again and folded the shirt open, he liked it! I told him that I'd hoped that Liv would fit in it and that I'd bought a bitter size then what she should have by now. Marjorie also had to tell him that I work with babies and that's the reason I knew her size! Hahaha. Ruben looked at the size and said: 'If she doesn't I muzzle her in it!'. That was quite funny! We asked for a photo and offcourse they didn't mind. I took off my coat and scrafs, because I didn't want to get my picture with my coat on. But offcourse it was even colder than before. When Marjorie got her picture with Tijl, Joke and me both made it. Only Tijl looked in the other camera, so when he asked if it was good I said: 'No! You looked wrong!'. Tijl: 'Ohyeah, I look wrong!' on a really funny tone. When I got my picture with Tijl he asked me if I wasn't cold. Well offcourse I was. That's why I look totally weird on those pictures, because it was freezing outside! I also got a picture with Ruben and his hands were full of presents! After the photos were done they took off to their motel and we brought Joke to the train station because her train would arrive soon. We said our goodbyes and we also walked to our motel. Very occasionally we walked by the motel where De Lama's were staying. But they were probably on their room. It kinda sucked, because we really thought about taking that motel too! Later we heard that they were staying there from saturday too! Too bad we didn't see them. Also suckish that we didn't went to NOXX saturday night. Because then we could spot a dancing Ruben N in suit! On our way to the motel we talked about how cute they were. Marjorie couldn't stop talking about Tijl and his reaction when he got his present. & I couldn't stop about how cute Ruben was. We both realized that Marjorie was totally focussing on Tijl and me on Ruben offcourse. When we arrived at our motel we got depressed. Tomorrow it's over, it went to fast. We watched a movie with Patrick Dempsey in it, but I couldn't care less about watching it. I was counting the days till our next show. & it only was 67 days till Den Haag, but it didn't improved our mood. Marjorie, the loser, was nagging about that she didn't have Tijl's signature on her bag. Dudeeee. You got 3 kisses from him and still not satisfied? Hahaha. I was frustrated and I packed my suitcase. After that I made myself ready for bed and then we fell asleep.
Update: I love Tijl. He's such a cutie. Offcourse we noticed it that night. But what did the sweety put on his website? Read: 'You guys are going to see us more. Thanks for all the great presents...
Ahwww! He thanks us worldwide on his website! Such a sweetheart!
MONDAY
Our last day. As always Marjorie was the first on who waked up. But this time she didn't hip me. My phone woke me up at 9. We stayed in bed for a little while and then finally got out. We changed and this time I decited to wear shoes because I didn't want to be stared at again. When we arrived at the buffet we were the only one there. We ate something and then got back to our room to pack our stuff. I didn't feel like showering again. So I decited to do that when I got back home. When we packed everything we went downstairs to check out. We asked them if they wanted to keep our suitcases with them so that we could go into the city. Offcourse they would and then we went shopping. Occasionally it was 11 o'clok and occasionally I knew that that was the time that De Lama's had to check out their motel. So we walked by their motel and for one minute I thought I saw Tijl. But the others weren't with him so I guess it wasn't him after all. After that we went shopping. I really needed a coat and a present for my brother. Too bad I didn't find both. There was too many black coats. & I like black, but just not with me. I'm more the green-ish and pink-ish girl. So no coat but that didn't stop me from buying other things. 4 cute things for my hair. 2 bra's. A cute sweatervest. 2 pink tops, some really cute pink earrings. & a pair of really soft socks with big heats on it. After a few hours my feet are started to hurt, those 3 days we walked sooo much and we decited to get back. At the motel I changed my shoes and then we got to the train station. It was kinda far so when we arrived at the station my hands were all sore. At the station we had not idea how to get a train ticket. It was 2:30 and 2:33 our train would leaf. So we didn't make it, we went to the reception and we got our tickets. Dude that was a big ticket. He didn't even fit in my wallet. We went to get something to eat and after that we took our train. When I wanted to step in a cute English guy helped me with my suitcase! I wanted to go sit next to Marjorie but my suitcase was too big for the pace path. So I decited to stand. In the meanwhile I send a text message to Marjorie who had a seat. I listend to some music and after 10 minutes I noticed that we were in a silence coupe and I immidiatly thought about Tijl. 'Better not to do in a silence coupe...'. So I send Marjorie a text message. 'We are sitting in the silence coupe, do what Tijl does!'. I saw that Marjorie was reading it and she had to laugh and me too. Those people thought that we were crazy or something! When we arrived in Roosendaal Marjorie had to get out, so we said our goodbyes. & i found a place where I could sit. The whole traintrip was good. I listened to the Coen & Sander show, but I didn't have a good reception, so that sucked. Before I knew it I was in Den Haag, there I made an overstep to a train that would bring me to Leiden. & there I stepped over to a train to Hillegom. When I arrived at Hillegom by brother was waiting for me, he took my suitcase and that was really sweet of him. When I got home my mother wasn't home, so as a crazy person I unpacked my suitcase so she didn't see how much I had taken with me. After that I took the best shower ever and than I got a text message from Marjorie, where I was. I went online and I cheacked everything. BNN forum, clubs and Livejournal. When I was finished with that it was 2 o'clock in the night so I decited to go to bed...
& AS PROMISED. A FEW PICTURES ..
Motel room I'm so messy . Presents for De Lama's . Presents & my Ruben wallet . Ruben & me . Tijl & me .